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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 21, 2001
I'm not cute ... not the way she's cute ... she signs her name with a little happy face next to it ... her nickname is Jippy ... she called her last car the SmurfMobile ... her kitchen is done in a happy face motif ...
Keep visualizing me ... it's bound to be better than the reality! 
And I just want to share something very disturbing ... my fortune cookie had an advertisement on the back of the fortune. 
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parrferris Posted Apr 21, 2001
...and so say all of us!
Right, I'm off to bed again and I *would* appreciate a little peace and quiet. *Somebody* kept me awake half last night
::glares at ab and Shea::
'Night!
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 21, 2001
*looks at ab*
Now who would have done a thing like that?
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ÅçïÐßåth© H2G2-you can check out but you'll never leave! Posted Apr 21, 2001
Nite Pf
I went out with a girl from the pony club when I was about 15, her name was Fiona and she liked Smurfs. She was very slightly odd in the head(very nice)but sorta strange Did'nt last long though, turned out she was a Rodean girl, when matter and patter caught me snoging her in there billiards room thay politly asked me to leave, then phoned my mum to complain
And you are cute coz you go out of your way to help numwits like me!
And don't start me visualizing girls at bed time it's bed for my insomnia!...Jippy
classic, give her a Knish from me she sounds a love.
What did your FC say?
Ab
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 22, 2001
Save a Fortune at Half.com ...
Oh, you mean the other side? Fortune cookies don't tell fortunes anymore, they just give words of 'wisdom' ...
Nature, time and patience are the three great healers.
Lucky Numbers 1, 5, 13, 15, 30, 43 
I'll have to post a real pix for you somewhere ...
And I'm glad you know it's bed time, I was going to remind you ...
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Ottox Posted Apr 22, 2001
How can so few people produce so much backlog in so little time???
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parrferris Posted Apr 22, 2001
Yeah, I'm just trying to catch up before I go to bed, but Shea's posting quicker than I can read!
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 22, 2001
You can never catch up!!! Never!!! Bwahahahahahah!!! 
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ÅçïÐßåth© H2G2-you can check out but you'll never leave! Posted Apr 22, 2001
AAAGGHHH look at the bloody time!! i'll get sporked nite all Hi Ottox, buy,shutdownshutdown.......::runs back<knish's Shea:: 
ab
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 22, 2001
He's supposed to be in bed by 2am. I told him to go to bed a 1/2 hour ago ... but does he listen to me? *sigh*
Hi Ottox! Good to see you!
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 22, 2001
But you weren't listening, I suppose ... 
<--- the closest I could get to someone putting their fingers in their ears
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Ottox Posted Apr 22, 2001
Sorry, what did you say???
I *have* to go to bed very soon, I'm going to my niece's 9 years birthday tomorrow, and need to sleep a few hours before that!
s & knishes
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Apr 22, 2001
Trust me to play chess through the fun stuff
any how 
and 
all round I think
got a one track mind really havent I 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 22, 2001
You've got at least a two track mind ...
Thanks for the and !
And I want to thank my talkative and loyal fans for putting me on the front page in the 5 Busiest Conversations list (under the Manifesto for the Campaign to Rename Thursday 'Thing').
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Apr 22, 2001
we try mam
and thinking about it it may be more than two..oh well nos vedanya
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 22, 2001
I've personally seen at least 4 ...
La Chaim!
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Apr 22, 2001
what...wow..I am complicated
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