h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Across the street, Dans windows are blown in by the pressure wave
::BOOMBOOM BOOM BOOM CHICA CHICA BOOMBOOOM JAMMIN' WE JAMMIN'::
YAYAYAY!!!!WOOOHOOO::SPLASH:: HEY SHEA FELL IN THE POOL WAYTGOGIRL

*pops head out of the water*

Well, who knew this was here? You coming in? The water's fine!

*floats on back*

*sings* Don't worry about a thing, cause every little thing's gonna be alright ...

::sings drunkenly at top of voice:: THREE LITTLE BIRDS, ON MY DOORSTEP, SINGING SWEET SONGS, OF MELODYS ........::SPLASH::
*turn that deck up a bit, can't here it* hey Shea, have you seen that trick were a bloke [removed]without takin' his hands out of his pocket!

WHAT?!

Soz, i'm really I mean, getting my BMATW mixed up, also i'm listening to Joe's garage VERY LOUD through the cans, witch is really starting to scare me thing is, i'm not very good at drinking, 3 gin's and i'm anybodys, 4, and i'm everybodys, remember that girl in 'Blind date'? thats me

That's YOU?! And all this time I thought you were a bloke! See how wrong you can be about people you meet on the internet?

And if you don't mind my asking ... BMATW?

And if you don't mind my asking this as well ... how many gins have you had, gal?

don't make me *prove* i'm a bloke Shea! ::thinks about hitting the enable scanner button::
Bob Marley and the Wailers!
I can't remember how much gin, which ain't a good sign, I am not ment to drink, and don't very often, i've put the cork back now!
ab(Hon.sister)

Duh! Here I was just singing, and I forgot we were talking about Bob Marley!

You don't have to hit the scanner ... I believe you ... (God knows what damage you'd do to yourself in this state, anyway)

You go girl!

*peers around* Noone here...oh well...*leaves and for shea*

Leaves s s and autghntik while I still have some left

Oh drat. I slept thru the party again

Hi everyone. Sorry I missed you. Must be getting old ~ I only drove 150 miles and I was pooped

Thanks for the knish explanation Shea
And for the accompanying

Is ab who I think he might be?

everyone LoL 'black chat' KATyeah 's me plewis, i've always wanted to take this libertyhow's lil Rosie?for her. My has gone!
Abomeo

Oh, now I now wha was that BOOMBOOMBOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM noise 've heard last night when Iput my head on the pillow! Very unthoughtful, you guys!!
Shea- did you like the pool?

Sorry El, had a P*** up at Shea'ssoz Dan
ab(payin' for his sins wiv headache)

Want a pill ab?
Or maybe a which is, as far as I know, the best cure for anything?

Well, bend your head over....
::es ab's head::
There! Are you better?

I really did hear BOOMBOOM noises last night- it was terrible!! Neighbours!!!

*bounds in, towel in hand*

Good morning everyone! Isn't it a wonderful day? Anyone care for a dip in the pool?

*drops towel, dives into pool*

Yoohoo!
:: Bikkini materializes on El's body::

::sends signal to CIA spy satalite, activates zoom lens::
AHHHGGG jabs esc button feverishly as he hears Mrs ab turn key in front door"" Oh hallo dear, just discusing Wittgenstien's observations on self with some chaps I know""::nervous ::
ab

Come in ab, the water's great!
::Turns head and eyes Mrs. ab::

::Dives back in::

Hi Mrs. ab! Join us for a little dip? Oh, sorry that's right, you've already got a little dip!