h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey *pokes you* Please check your email.

Hi, yeah sorry been having a good weekend. I was going to now anyway because it's lunch and the filter's going down soon.

Ok thank you

Hey you, got them and replied to the second one. Wish I'd done the first before though. How are you doing just now?

Holding up.

Good.

How are you?
And what you been up to this weekend?

I'm good thanks, all things considered.
Didn't have any sport so I hung around watching the netball and went to town to watch the Six Nations rugby from the pub, England/Scotland. Good match and good old Jonny Wilkinson made a good return after basically being off since the world cup.
Then went back to school and was on beer bar duty so I was serving and filling myself up at every opportunity. I was rather drunk that night and had a good time, I think I had a semi-gay moment with a german guy though (there was overly manly hugging), and then wanted to order some food but suddenly felt sick and then was, so my night pretty much ended there. I got myself all into bed without help or anything though, which by school standards is impressive. The worst part of being drunk is when your brain's still working and your body's not so people treat you like an invalid and you get really irritated.
Sunday morning had a nice lie in and after lunch went to the local shop with some people and got 2 tubs of ice cream and had a picnic on the school fields. Was very summery and one of the best sundays I've had in a long time. Then there was general hanging around, another rugby match, Wales/Ireland, and the evening which consisted of Top Gear, which is brilliant, and some films before bed.
So it was a good weekend for me, which is good because I won't be able to do that next weekend (choir thing in manchester) and then it's half term. Going skiing then though so it'll be fun.

Watching netball? Any talent there? Or was your girl playing?
I love that turn of phrase: "I had a lie-in on Sunday..." That's called a hangover!!!

Well netball's actually really boring, plus I was distracted talking to a hottie in my year about how much we hate stupid people and about angry dragons and chinese new years. Fun times.
Oh contraire, I don't get hangovers. I don't even have one today after my ceremonial downing of a pint of red wine last night. Which by the way is a really, really horrible eperience, but afterwards I felt like I was finally a man.

Oh my god you're finally legal!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!

So what have you got so far? And what did your girl get you? Was it that bad?
Now tell me - was that a male or a female hottie?
And if you don't get hangovers, then it's coz you don't drink enough!

Thank you!
I've got loads of stuff, cufflinks, boyband cd, tie, t-shirt (was from her, wasn't that bad) and a bottle of aftershock!
It was a female hottie for your information.
I drink plenty. Last night had quite a bit of vodka and a pint of wine and I didn't even throw up!

A boyband CD???
Which one?

*pokes*
Hello? You still recovering from the party then?

Which one? Oh my dear friend, only the best one, only Ultimate Boybands! It's untimate gay but it's so good! And everyone who I've shown it to wants to copy it.

Wooohooo!
I like Boyzone and MLTR!

Maybe I shouldn't have sounded so over-eager...

Who's MLTR?

Michael Learns To Rock!!!
www.mltr.com

Come on, you must have heard of them!

Can't say that I have. Must be a SA thing.
Do you know Take That? They're back over here and apparently they're ok. That's the band Robbie Williams is from.