h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The rock is in the sea genius.

Ok that's lost on me.

Well, you did grow up in a field.()
Hello by the way. How are you doing?

*pokes you*

I'm crap. How are you?

I'm good. I've just had jelly for lunch so I'm all wobbley inside.
We've got a camera crew here today to film the school for the choir competition. We saw a preview of last year's program and it's so cheesy! I can't wait to see how our one turns out.

*pokes you*
*giggles as you wobble*

*wobbles>

I should be working! I have a maths exam today and an english one tomorrow, and initially I said I'd sacrifice this maths so I can do well on the english but I can't handle sitting there staring at pages and thinking what am I supposed to be doing any more! So I came over to go over some of the maths with my teacher and he's not here!
So now I've temporarily given up and come on here. Probably be on here until the end of my free knowing me.

Nah - stay here, I'll help you with your maths

What, take two people, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply? Nah, got that section by heart.

(Sorry, 'tis a horrible joke, but I couldn't help it.)

Oh god no that's terrible!
So THAT's what you and your girl get up to in study groups, eh?
And here I honestly thought you wanted to pass your exams!

I do, I'm just terribly bad at revision.

Yes and you really will pas your exams by revising like that!

Well it doesn't seem to have hurt. Finished by last exam today and it went rather well considering the cold and flu and disease and mild form of death that I have at the moment.

Awww...
You still playing hockey tonight?

No I'm off games so they had to pull in the replacements. And now I'm sitting in my room choosing what to watch while I wile away 2 and a half hours of nothingness. Oh how I have waited for this day!

What, to sit around doing nothing?

Sort of, but more to be able to without the guilty feeling that I should be doing something. At the moment though all I do is lie around doing nothing, I spent the day in the school sanatorium (medical centre) because I felt like sh!t this morning and now it feels like something's squeezing my head and my eyes are going all puffy, which they are. Technically I have a chest infection, a temperature (biggie too!) and a general cold to go with it. The best part is people keep telling me how bad I look which whilst not being the nicest of things to say to an ill person is quite good because now no-one thinks I'm faking it. In my last exam I got 'pecial consideration' because I was ill and people came up to me at the end and had a go at me for it. Ba$ards.

Awww, that's horrible.
Sanatorium, eh? Sounds like a mental asylum...
But aren't you going home tadoay for the weekend?