h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey... I missed you on email...
But at least I've got you here.
See you, luv

Hey...

Don't worry I'm here. Just read your journal and was so releived that you're ok, but the hospital stuff worried me, especially your escape attempt. So glad you're ok though, I heard on a full moon which is when significant things seem to happen in my life.
I'm so sorry but I have to go now, there's a school tour I've just been asked to do. How weird is this though, the family are from South Africa!
I'll be on later I promise! Email me!

Hey

You never did answer my last email...

So how are blackcurrant jaffa cakes anyway? Glad to see you're using your tagline

So you work with the moon, eh? I'm not into astrology and stuff, but I know the constellations.

By the way, I just need to kick your @$$ really hard on one matter...Hmmm...
High School Musical. *kicks your @$$* My god, it was like Westlife meets Josie and the PussyCats with annoying interuptions from Justin Timberlake. And then I couldn't get the friggin' songs out of my head!
I still haven't seen it yet, but I had the soundtrack and I'd intended to listen to it sometime, then Prov found it and put it on when I was in hospital and I'd been strapped down so I couldn't get up to change CD and as a result it kept repeating and repeating and repeating........ *faints*

They're ok actually. Bit different.
Sorry I haven't replied sooner, internet problems this end. I've been in internet limbo for 4 days and it's not nice!
I don't work with it per-say, we just understand each other. It just seems to do good things when it pops up, or at least significant things even if I can't call them noticeably good.

How is that my fault?! I would never have recommended that film, if I mentioned it it would have been a scathing enditment on it as being a rubbish film! And I know what you mean about the songs, they are SOOOOO stick-in-the-head-y!! So that wasn't my fault and I owe you as @$$ kicking... as soon as you heal.

Hehe - I know ALL about internet limbo! I feel for you!

And it IS all your fault because you brought it up first

And no @$$-kicking because my bum's already horribly sore

Hence why I wait until a) you're healed up properly and b) you least expect it.

And if I brought up the subject of bunjee jumping would you go and watch that?

You're online! I have a lesson in 6 minutes! Ack!

I'll still be online, so get back quickly!
And I've bungee-jumped before, so meh!

Meh yourself bungee boy.
So how are you feeling?

Better then I have before.
Got quite a bit of energy so I'm trying to work out what to do with it.

Hmm. Why don't you write a song about the birds and the bees? Or start a hospital diary that you can sell for squillions once you get famous? Or get a playstation!

Hmmm... Placebo did the first, Christopher Reeve did the second, and I don't want a playstation...I don't have a TV anyway.

...

So what's all your furniture pointed at?

But chin up eh. Or keep it down and use it to overthrow others in your path. Much like a cowcatcher.

Sorry, in a bit of a weirdly floaty mood this morning.

Oh hey, yeah you are early today
And the furniture points at the other furniture which is pointed at the other furniture which is pointed back at the oter furniture

Yes ah am!
*thinks about this furniture phenomenon where the furniture points at the other furniture which points at the furniture which points at the furniture which poi...*
*falls over*

I don't mind not having a TV actually. Grew up like that so it's fine.
Bet you couldn't survive like that!

I can survive like that at school because I've got other stuff to do and because there's internet here. If I woke up on an Amish farm in the mid west one day I'm probably go crazy within a week. I love my gadgets, me.
I do think though that sometimes life without them is rather cool, like when I get into my car I have my ipod, my phone, normally my wallet, sometimes a phone headset and whatever else I'm carrying at the time, like maybe a jumper. After I get in I have to put everything where it goes and tune the ipod into the stereo and all that and it takes ages and is ridiculous! When there's a passenger though I just get them to do it instead and career off at a rate of knots. I love driving, me.

I grew up in a large field.
Literally.
Stop laughing. I know you are.

You know me oh too well.
I grew up on a large rock, so without of the internet and television I would probably have been a much better swimmer.

Like how? You can't swim on rocks.