h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just tell her to get over it!

I've left it for this week so she should be over me by now. I did find that she'd posted on another site that we'd broken up and weren't speaking which was only because I was in another country and wasn't speaking to anyone. So it's technically accurate but I edited it anyway.
So glad to hear your heart's working again. I just read your update journal thing (that was before I emailed you). How is your lung doing now?
And generally, all that aside, how are you?

Ah well, women will be women... *grins* Temperamental at the best of times!
I'm ok, bored, but ok.
How are you doing?
I hope you had a holiday fling by the way - you're allowed to now that you're single again.

I'm doing ok, got work to do though and should do music practice and go for a swim and everything too. Which is bad because I'm in my relaxing monday afternoon phase and won't get anything done.
Nah, who could I have had a fling with on a trip of under 14s? Although there was a fittie snowboarding instructor, me and my bro were arguing over which of us she wanted more. Girls are so much hotter when they snowboard.

PERVERT!!!

How am I a perve? She was probably 22 or something. And she was a hottie! You're just jealous.*sulks*

Now tell me, how can I possibly be jealous when I have a psychotic blond nurse running around behind me, spiking my hot chocolate and making desperate attempts to grab my butt at any possible chance?

Because I had 2 hotties to look at. Why pervert then? You confuse me.

*bangs his head on the wal* I was only teasing.................... Sorry.

Oh God I gone and set you off again. Sorry, when I hear something I don't understand I just pick at it until I do. At least with unimportant stuff, if I did that with my work I'm be amazing. Don't worry about it, and stay away from that wall you!

Sorry...

That's ok.

So how are you doing?

I'm good thanks. I was about to eat some of the cheese I was given in Switzerland but I don't think my fridge worked because it smelt like death. I kid you not this stuff was vile, like dead babies in a pool of sweat and vomit. And someone said 'no, it's supposed to smell like that'. If it's supposed to smell like that then there's little chance I'm going to eat it isn't there.

*throws up*

Niiiiiiiiiice... *offers you a tissue* (well it looks like a tissue)

*takes the very large tissue*
Thanks.
But you were the one that started it...

Sorry.

Also you might want to wash that before you blow with it.