h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...no the janitor will do that...but since he's dead from lack of donuts...heh heh...that job goes to EvilClaw...

yes, lets. *does so, but only after looking at ecs vomit for too long and adding to the mess* i think we should go now *wipes mouth*

I aint doing it. Make the robot do it.

The cow has an office

Of course he does. He is SIC.

Is he I though Overmind was second in command?

Nope. The Overmind was the commander in charge of landforces/godmoding. But he's gone now.

what happened to him

I'm not sure. He just stopped showing up.

Just disapeared?

Yup.

how mysterious.

*shrug*

and what about Draco

He left but he warned us before he did. And Black Leopard was promoted to his position. And Anole filled Draco's other job at the Dragonhouse.

Why did he leave

He had real life problems he had to attend to or something.

Will he ever come back?

I doubt it. I haven't heard from him in a long time.

of course I have an office...I mean...without me the EA wouldn't be half what it is...and it'd have almost nothing in the way of weapons...nor would it have instant soldiers...and many of the invasions would have ended quite differently...especially the MotMV invasion...in fact...I doubt there'd ever been an EA without me...considering the idea started when EC and I were fighting each other...