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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jun 26, 2005
*watches as Benjahv accidentally impales a nun, which is odd because she wasn't in here until the knife hit her*
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benjahv: windswept and interesting Posted Jun 26, 2005
ooops! that didnt feel like cat fur, i thought i had got out of the "habit" of stabbing nuns.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jun 26, 2005
I thought we stopped being punny! But on a side note, she sure looks holy.
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benjahv: windswept and interesting Posted Jun 26, 2005
we did, she will be even more holey once ive finished stabbing her! 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jun 26, 2005
I thought you said you quit that habit....
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benjahv: windswept and interesting Posted Jun 26, 2005
i had...
*stops and says sorry to the nun*
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benjahv: windswept and interesting Posted Jun 26, 2005
oh, help me put her in one of supermoos cabinets.....
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jun 26, 2005
Howsabout disun...
"[Head nun] MAKE EM HOLY SISTERS!
*nuns start firing Soviet Machine guns at Dick Steel*"
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benjahv: windswept and interesting Posted Jun 26, 2005
do you want to hold her rosary beads to ransom? ive been tol the church is stinking rich. *opens cabinet that is obviously way too small* this one will do.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jun 26, 2005
Heres a hacksaw. May she rest in piece(s).
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benjahv: windswept and interesting Posted Jun 26, 2005
NO MORE PUNS (im all out anyway)
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benjahv: windswept and interesting Posted Jun 26, 2005
lets just leave the nun for supermoo to deal with, *pins note to nun*
supermoo, add my promotion to the list, thank you. benjahv.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jun 26, 2005
You ... you ... pinned it to her... eye!?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jun 26, 2005
*copious amounts of vomiting later* Didn't you know i had an irrational fear of nun-note-eye-pokes?
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benjahv: windswept and interesting Posted Jun 26, 2005
*looks at floor* nope, but i dont think i will forget in ahurry either.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jun 26, 2005
Okay. Now lets go away before WE have to clean this mess up.
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