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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted Mar 16, 2005
Likewise, with knobs on - (with knobson - like my name in Britspeak means 'again but moreover')
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 16, 2005
British english, also known by British people as "real english"
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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted Mar 16, 2005
I wouldn't be so presumptious as to call it real English, Just the kind of English we limeys speak!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 16, 2005
What about snooty british people? The ones that still refer to the USA as the Colonies?
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Mar 16, 2005
...instairagesting...
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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted Mar 16, 2005
We modern hooligan type Brits enjoy giving those snobby old farts a good kicking!
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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted Mar 16, 2005
queen I wasn't being literal, although some do. I meant it metaphorically. personally speaking
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Mar 17, 2005
-We know all your sins, Bender, and for each one we’ve prepared an agonizing and ironic punishment. Gentlemen.
(Bender)-aw crap...singing...mind if I smoke... 
-Cigars are evil
You won’t miss ’em
We’ll find ways to simulate that smell
What a sorry fella
Rolled up in smoke like-a brawny cello
Here on level one of robot hell
Gambling’s wrong and so is cheating
So is forging phony IOU’s
Let’s let Lady Luck decide
What type of tortures justified
On what falls here on level two
::Ooo deep fried robot::
(Bender)-Just tell me why
-Please read this fifty five page warrant
(Bender)-There must be robot worse than I
-We checked around there really aren’t
(Bender)-Then please let me explain my crimes were merely boyish pranks
-You stole from boy scouts, nuns, and banks
(Bender)-Oh don’t blame me, blame my upbringing
-Please stop singing while I’m singing
Selling bootlegged tapes is wrong
Musicians need that income to survive
-Hey! Bender gonna make some noise
With your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys
That’s whatcha whatcha whatcha get on level five
(Fry)-I don’t feel well
(Leila)-It’s up to us to rescue him
(Fry)-Maybe he likes it here in hell
(Leila)-It’s us who tempted him to sin
(Fry)-Maybe he’s back at the motel
(Leila)-Come on Fry, don’t be scared. I sure at least on of us will be spared so just sit back and enjoy the ride
(Fry)-My ass has blisters from the slide
-Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights
Publishing indecent magazines
You’ll pay for every crime
Knee deep in electric slime
You’ll suffer ‘till the end of time
Enduring tortures most which rhyme
Trapped forever here in Robot Hell!
Of course that’s just for starters...
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- 605: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 16, 2005)
- 606: redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson (Mar 16, 2005)
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- 608: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 16, 2005)
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- 615: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Mar 16, 2005)
- 616: redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson (Mar 16, 2005)
- 617: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Mar 16, 2005)
- 618: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Mar 17, 2005)
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