h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You know, you could make a lot of money doing acronyms for people. Set up an A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. (Acronyms come really obtusely not yielding meaning) service, charging a lot of money!

I'm not good at it... Supermoo is way better. Hes an Acronynologist.

yes but The Evil rmy's chief weapon is off the wall acronyms...off the wall acronyms and gooy substances...gah...our two chief weapons are off the wall acronyms and gooy substancy...not to mention our catchy music...oh forget it...you get what I mean...
just make it clear, if there was a zerg creep on it (which would imply that there is zerg structures within the it to produce the creep) it would quicky fall to the zerg "infestation"...

*the FRUGLERTUNGI attack with most of their forces specifically designed to counter EvilArmy attacks spewing fighters (except for the Ultidefence porta-shields*

... So if we change our weapons in the slightest they'll work? Supermoo! Cover me i'm going to do a SECRET infilitration if they hear about the INFILITRATION it probably won't work.

*instant transmission*

*new powers spew from the ports in the ships to form a hypershield to protect against anything the Evil Army can throw*

Godmoders. Figures. *is teleported inside the ship* Hmmm... have to find the bridge. And then stab the capitain alot. I need backup though. *concentrates* SEPERATE! *EvilClaw and Claw become seperate people*

EC: you're my wing.

C: 10-4.

Don't! It's too dangerous!

*troopers locate the intruders* Fire! *laser blasts, missing, are reflected off other trooper's armour which is mrror plated* *more lasers are fired*

*doesn't have a laser*
EC: You go that way!

C: I won't leave you!

EC: Stop being so contrived and go!

C: *leaves*

*EvilClaw leaps behind aliens and decapitates them with a sword.* You can't have it both ways...

*more troopers appear and cut off Claw by firing power-blasts*

*new troopers with reinforced armour appear and blast the sword into a melted gloop before turning upon EvilClaw*

*Claw cuts up the troopers into little bits* Fool. I'm a master swordman.

*EvilClaw's sword is not melted because it is the legendary sword of Evil, Tartarus, and is made of crystallized morality*

*evilclaw fights and runs towards something*

*a blast door blasts at EvilClaw*

Literalist! *evilclaw cuts door open* Whats this room? !

*EvilClaw has stumbled upon the Death Chamber, which pulls him in with a mysterious force... his skeleton rolls out of the "skelehatch"*

*EvilClaw is hiding around the corner* Grr... i had to sacrifice a cloneclaw to find out what the room does. Rightio other way. This place is more godmoding than the Overmind on uppers.

...so if we don't throw things...okay...then......
*sends a certain email to a certain godmodder*
*waits for a certain email to be read by a certain godmodder*

* hides EC behind her left ear, flares radioactively which makes melting slowly*

Why am i behind your left ear! I was doing fine on my own! But i appreciate the help.

* lifts down EC and flies back to the other thread were EC and just have surrounded *