h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Pffft. Here in the evil army we (meaning only me. I'm so very alone) celebrate Clawmas. The day when I'm forced to dress up as santa and distribute presidents.

Yeah sorry,EC

Oh you'll be sorry! You'll all be sorry! ... Oh. Wait. You already are. ... Huh. There goes my plan to wreck horrible vengeance.

yes clawmas fun. You can laugh at the claw...

Alright, I will!

btw: I dreamed of a hootoo meet today and I met you (EC) and Anole. I can't remember what it was all about but I think we were all searching for something in a number of huge halls which were all very strangely decorated.

Any stairs in these halls?

Hello! Please enjoy this form letter. I'm adding you to the list as you read this. Really, I am! Until then tour the facility and be sure to help yourself to any weapons found in the armory ( A2271610 ), read Supermoo's official (and certainly unbiased) history of the Evil Army ( A2416051 ), and the Evil Army allies page ( A4334618 ).

And please view the official evil army comic (of officialness). It will eventually chronical the Evil Army's history. So far there are 12 comics. Just click on this link and click the next button in the text box under the image.
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27093139/ . For other EC art just go to http://www.bocaj-claw.com

For the record, the Evil Army leadership (me and moo) are open to suggestions and I'm usually online. Be sure to add the Evil Army to your friends list so that you can get updates via journal entries.

Welcome to the Evil Army. May you never find live pirahna in your soup.

Lets pretend that that second website said: http://bocaj-claw.deviantart.com/

Yeah. You should add the Evil Army to your friends list so you can get the infrequent updates which are spread by journal entries. Also, if you don't mind me asking, how did you find the Evil Army?

I don't think there were any stairs, no... but I think there were some native tribes

okay, uhh cool, I guess

So, how did you find the Evil Army?

I was just poking around, loking for something to do. I thought it soundid cool.

It generally is. We have weird discussions in here and in the tearoom. We sometimes invade other groups, get confused and forget we were invading. We do all kinds of fun stuff. But for legal reasons, I'll let somebody else tell you about them.

Where in Dante's Inferno is everybody else?

Prabably took an evil coffe and doughnuts break

They stole my s?! Angerrrrrrr!

They didn't inite us?!?