h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Josh: I'm not from the UK. Many people here aren't.

LIKE M... how old are you?

I'm ancient. In a few years I can retire and live on cat food and push a shopping cart along the median strips of highways with my few belongings in them. Or, I can eat trailer-park food and watch reruns of "Gomer Pyle" until my invisible imaginary friend arrives to take me to a meal of gruel and past-shelf-life potato chips at the local railroad-salvage store's cafeteria.

no I meant Tavaron da Quirm

awww Paul

I'm 21.

and no job you sould be at somewhere beetween 10:30 and 1:30

erm... it's 7:30pm here, most people don't work at that time, but no, I don't have a job, I'm a student, I have enough work as it is.

so your a American not in America?

I'm not American. Why did you think so? I'm Austrian.
(NOT AustrALian)

ok um never mind esauhfiseugfiuwegil wrong usumption oardshgipurewhgpoi

there are people from all over the world here, not only from English speaking countries

Where are you from?

... USA

did you know that English is the second highest lvl language and the most spoken in the world ... wanna know the highest?

ok

That explains why you don't believe in the existence of the rest of the world.

just here and the UK ... wait the world existes *GASP*

second highest level? It's really easy for that. The French could think of much meaner things than you.

(really, I don't think anyone can judge about the level of languages)

it's how complicated it is and english is lvl 5 compared to the highest lvl which is lvl9 (it's not the French so try again)

Chinese must be very difficult because the same word means different things if you say it in a different high.
And who are the guys with the many names for green and so? I'm also sure that for us some african languages may be very difficult.
German's difficult, too.

still haven't nailed it

I think that makes Chinese considered more simple as it has less words