h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Dr Avil, welcome to h2g2,

I am Mort, <./>ACE</.> (assistant community editor) here to meet and greet you, and help you find your way around this site.

Feisor has compiled a list of links at A719840 to make it easier to familiarise yourself with some of the most helpful entries, but here are a few to be going on with….
Take the <./>DontPanic-Tour</.> - its very useful!

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Happy Hiking!

Mort

Hello Mort,

Thank you for the friendly introduction and welcome. I do have a hobby, it is world domination. It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it. I also like crushing spy cells and usurping power, and I quite like crocheting (it's very relaxing after a hard day of criminal geniusing).

Just to get me started, do you know of any spy cells I can crush?

Oh, and if there's any way I can keep my mother from leaving me messages here, I sure would appreciate knowing about them. I might even let you into my organization of evil.

Sounds like you would fit in well at A1123372 The h2g2 Assassins guild!

Unfortunately there are no 'mother deterrents', but if they create some I will let you know

we will find a deterent...
oh yes we will....

(isent it creepy when people just turn up...)

*exit the assassin*