h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You really need something for that sunburn - it sounds really bad.

Nah, what really botheres me though, is my neckstap burn! thats bad! but its all part of life... "life... dont talk to ME about life!"
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dead abused to the limit and PROUD ford

Do you want to talk about death instead? I heard there's a very interesting article about what happens after it somewhere on h2g2.

hehe.... ok, whats the article? "death, talk to me about death!"
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dead abbused to the limit and proud, except for the pansy uniforms we wear! ford

It's here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A2451683
Pretty weird stuff, but I guess it happens to all of us in the end...

very nice, i hope im blown to bits!
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soon to be dead ford

Please don't die - I'd have no one to talk to (actually, that's not entirely true, but still...)

you know, i think i will!... accually, if theres a war within 10 years, i will probably die... NEAT!
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lala ford

You're in the army?
With my luck there probably will be a war, and if you believe the conspiracy theories about a dude called John Titor (look him up if you don't know what I'm talking about) WW3 is already beginning as we speak...

no, not military, its highschool boot camp, kinda fun....
and the next WWIII is goining to be within 10 (when i AM in the airforce) with the us and china, and our allies, dont ask how i know this, its too obvious!
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ford

Go boot camp!
I want to try my hand at flying a plane too - it sounds cool and I've always wanted to fly...
But I don't know about being in the army - I would'nt be tooo happy if I was killed.
Can your family sue the army if you get killed during a war? Technically, you died under their care.
Maybe you have to sign something that protects them from being sued??

ya!!
i wanna go into the airforce, cuz i donno why!
but if i die, whatever i dont care! i think all suicidal ppl should go into the military and die that way instead of bein a dead weight!... literally!
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ford

Yeah, getting rid of those who want to be rid of. That way, the army has soldiers and sucidal people get to die without it technically being suicide...

YA!! wonder why Im goininto the airforce!...
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ford

You're suicidal?
I used to be, but I don't think I am now...

ya, kinda! I dont WANNA die (except sometimes) but if i do, whatever
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ford

If I die, I want it to be painless, so that's why I don't think suicide's an option for me.
Plus, then St Peter will probably deny me access to Heaven when I get there because I took my own life, which was meant to be a precious gift from God, so I'll end up living in Hell with Satan and little fire-breathing demons snapping at my ankles.
And I really don't want to spent the rest of Eternity that way...

um k... i take it your not an athisist? As for me, the more pain the better, of the less pain the better, i donno! I dont realy care
i wanna be blow to bits in a war!.... am i scaring you yet?
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sighty suicidal ford

No, I'm not an atheist, I'm a Christian .
Not a very strict one, mind you, but I believe there's a Heaven out there... somewhere...
And no, you're not scaring me yet. It takes a bit more than that to scare me properly .

OH! me and 42 (formerly known as destined stoner) and authisits but, i KKINDA am, i dont believe in anything, but i dont want to belong to a religion... or lack there of.... make scence?
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ford