h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So, not so much back on Hootoo as just peeking under a few dust sheets at the moment. Npow that I have got the whole "Greatest Con run in Glasgow in years" thing out of the way and the long sneezy summer hoves into sight I would like to get back in here and mayhap even contribute. I don't expect to do a lot at the moment, far too many distractions exist just now but I reckon I can still check things out here occasionally while still getting my Audio Who fixes.
So, I wonder where this path will lead once I cut down the brambles?

Woo hoo! Yay! You're back and its great to see you. Nothing much has changed, the old gang are still around

Ah! There you are, sir. I thought perhaps you'd been eaten by badgers.

Badgers! Badgers! We don't need no steenkin' badgers!
Ah, the old ones are most definately the oldest.
Anyhoo, nice to be back, once again full of good intentions. I hope you have all been drinking furiously and making plenty of witty bon mots in my absence.

So does this now mean that you're ex-con?

From the size of my hips, I'd say I'd concentrated on bon bons rather than bon mots.

About time you checked in here, youngun. Here, have a .

Ho yus!

So does this mean we'll see you at a meet or two soon?

So, while you were of a con running persuasion, would it have hurt your chances if folk knew you were associated with us?

Ex-con? Any more of that and I'll show you what I learned inside!
That said I shall accept the apple thingumy with grace and assure you all that being associated with you had no adverse affects upon my ability to wow the fannish world. My ego tells me I am too briliant for that.

Oh and meets... hmmm, what an interesting idea.

Con running? Is that a bit like gun running but with jail breakers instead

Naa. For those who may have watched a certain BBC series of the last year it involves helping Robert Vaughn get in training for a marathon.

Welcome back to the fold, Munchkin. You were one of the first folks I met and kibbitzed with when I first logged in here, and it's good to see you return for more abuse. Takes the heat offa me, if you know what I mean...

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I sometimes think my middle name is target so you can just hang on to that one.