h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sucking a boiled sweet Prof

I'm not here

It's not all my fault after all!


Hubby says there's a leak under the unit which houses the dishwasher, so I will phone up the fitters tomorrow as that is part of their job

If that doesn't cure it, I will then phone up the supplier/manufacturer and get them to sort it out under the warranty and guarantee - it's only a couple of weeks old, and been used about 4 times

I was allowed to press buttons to show Hubby what I had done in the first place... and it seems that part was okay!


lil x

Just one leek a few taters and carrots and a bit o meat you can have a nice stew.

But you will need the dishwisher to clean up .... but hey more leeks more stew ,But you will need the dishwisher to clean up .... but hey more leeks ,But you will need the dishwisher to clean up .... but hey more leeks ,But you will need the dishwisher to clean up .... but hey more leeks ,But you will need the dishwisher to clean up .... but hey more leeks


Oh I give up

*giggles*

You are going to get dizzy, Bob!

Have you tried closing all your windows and make a restart?

A nice gentleman on the phone had me pressing buttons

It's still broken, though


Because the sequence of lights flashing isn't noted in any of the 'instant repair' manuals, he's sending an engineer out on Friday. Maybe I will be allowed to press more buttons then


lil x

If at all possible demand that they give you a new machine. They have obviously sold you a faulty one and that's just not right!

If the engineer can't fix the fault, that is exactly what I shall do dahlink!

When stuff start to sound, blink or generally misbehave and I ask (oldest son) he usually says "restart" or RTFM* kids...



*RTFM = read the (banned word) manual

It's been ages since I last used a dishwasher and I have only used the more moderns at work. My parents bought the very early ones in the 70's and there was quite a number of restrictions on what you could put inside, such as only crockery and cutlery. I don't think you were allowed to put glasses or any type of cooking utensils such as casserole dishes, pots and pans. It took nearly an hour to wash the dishes and did not find it that good as they are now.

I hope that the problem with your dishwasher will be easily fixed.

Hmm, have you downloaded and installed all the relevant service packs and security updates?

Perhaps just needs some minor adjustments. Here, try this 14lb sledge hammer.

Hmmm...another Yorkshireman has invaded HooToo.....

Have to say my dishwasher (the sink) is working just fine

I'm the dishwsher in our place.

but are you working......................

Do you have some interesting buttons on your person?

you'd belly believe it