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*holds up her towel*

All I can suggest is the usual - chiropractice if things don't settle quickly.
Physician - quick check up.
Physiotherapist / masseuse

Hope you get well soon, take it easy in the mean-time if possible.

Sorry for stating the obvious (and I stand corrected if any of this is the wrong advice)

You have my sympathy. Having had to have knee repacements in both knees, I can relate to your pain. The right one has had to be done four times as it as come to pieces three times.
Anyway, something else to that you might be interested in.
When the spider dropped into the bath, I thought I'd better fish it out. I'm not quite sure where I grabbed her, but she shot up in the water like a dolphin in a marina. Gas, I shouted, only she'd knocked the gyser off the wall, and the room was full of gas. She jumped up out of the bath, trod on the bar of soap and shot out of the bathroom, as if all the hounds of hell were after her. I could hear her banging and crashing down the stairs. As she lay there, naked dripping, bleeeding and wet, so a British Telecom man was peering through the letter box. Now I'd told them mornings only, but there he was. I was going to send him away again, but couldn't, as I wanted to telephone for the ambulance, and couldn't until after he'd repaired the phone. So well anyway............

Stone Aart,

Welcome to me 'umble abode


I've had a number of bone graphs, pins and nerve sheaf operations on my neck that going to the GP will only get me another prescription for painkillers.

X-Rays confuse the hospital, because they cannot see if anything further has been misplaced, and it's too expensive for an MRI scan just to check. I will know in another week if there is more damage, as the current discomfort should have died down by then


lil xx

Oh, LW, it's so good to have you back!



I've missed your jokes!





lil xx

Well, thank bob you didn't fall down the stairs.
Hope you feel better soon.

Take care of yourself, Lil!

I promise, Vestboy


Love to you and your wife


lil x

Oh dear Lil! Sorry to hear you've hurt yourself.

No,Prof....

Glad to hear you're moving into a bungalow

Wish I could do the same. Or into a tower with a few elevators to choose among

All the best wishes. Good health.

I'm in the bungalow, and am only falling over boxes!






lil xx

Good to hear, just put those boxes under the stairs...err, actually just give them to 2legs to look after, i hear he's trustworthy

has it got a cellar ?

That's who she bought it from, silly!

lil x

How's the boxing going, Lil?

We moved in 1998 and I just managed to unpack the last box this week.

Congrats Icy, I moved the same year - and I'm halfway there

We just about found the living room and kitchen this morning, and then dad visited, again! He was only here yesterday. Today he wanted to have a nosy in our sheds - then left with a load of tools, and bits n bobs we don't actually need

One of hubby's sisters and her husband also turned up this morning with a 'New Home' card. Seems their eldest daughter works with the young lady of the couple who have bought our old house

Aly Cat is having fun, now that she's settled down. Yesterday she came home from the cattery and couldn't find her way around. Today she is quite at home

I've found all me good clothes, which were in the suitcase, but my day to day clothes and underwear are still in boxes - somewhere!

Good job I packed some stuff into an overnight bag



lil xx