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... Moaned and groaned. Then whined and whinged...

Nope, definitely not Hubby after the disastrous England defeat against German.

Nor was it the England team as they left the pitched(we woz robbed and that ref is blind!)


It was ALONSO!!

Yep, he's proven his enmity for Hamilton after he had complained on the radio that Hamilton balked him with the Safety Car.

Hamilton had hesitated about the whether he could pass the Safety Car as it was coming out of the pitlane and momentarilly took his foot off the throttle, realising his mistake he resumed racing, only to be beaten to the line by the Safety Car by just a few inches.

Alonso thought it was a deliberate act to keep him behind the Safety Car - although had Hamilton not hesitated Alonso would have been wrong to try to follow him!

Hamilton was investigated during the race and brought in for a 'drive-through' penalty. After the penalty Alonso was heard asking on the radio "Where am I? Where does that leave me? Where is Hamilton?" upon hearing that Hamilton had resumed the race back in second place Alonso screeched those immortal words...

..."That's not fair!!"

He was told to calm down by his pit manager and get on with the race!

It's a funny ol' game


lil xx

throw a tantrum and you get sent to bed

Alson was fuming so much he lost another 2 places

diddums

it seems the general attitude of many sport stars nowadays - teddy out of cot syndrome

He thought he would get the same on track respect as Schumacher used to get with his bully boy driving. Well, even Schumacher is finding out how much things have changed since his retirement... All's fair in love and war!

put me behind a wheel thereI liked to play chicken now and again when I had my dolomite sprint

No Prof!

You can't drive the opposite way to everyone else!

I haven't a clue what you're talking about, not having watched F1, but I'm glad you were having fun.

Bel!!

Congratulations on winning the World Cup!

That's a little premature, dear sister.

I yam?

*shakes her snowglobe*...


Aaah! There must have been a glitch in my scrying... Normal services will be resumed shortly

Let's hope they beat Argentina.

Aah... The team that plays volley ball with God

All you need is for the Ref to be Alberto Undiano - he was the one who refereed the North Korean and Ivory Coast match...

'You didn't handle that did you?'

'No'

'Good.. that goal stands'

'Did he (Kaka) hit you in the face?'

'Yes'

'Good... Another yellow card for Kaka and a red one for luck - Good dive, by the way'

Yes, there have been a few crap referees so far. Let's hope they'll send those home now.

It's amazing what you notice when flicking through the channels

It's being hugely discussed on TV here. No need to flick through the channels, as it's on most of them at some point.

I pity those who aren't interested in football.

Hubby: 'Have you been watching football?'

lil: 'No'

Hubby: 'What was all that swearing, then?'

lil: 'Oh, that was the re-run of the Sons of Anarchy'


To be honest, Hubby doesn't like football, but I will watch it sometimes

I'm sure he doesn't mind you watching it as long as he doesn't have to.

Good one, Lil, mind if I borrow it some day?

I don't follow the F1 or football, but I *have* heard of the football.

Can you imagine, they *still* talk about it, even though our team has been crushed flat and into the ground (a bit like the Coyote in the cartoons...)

And now politicians are stepping up to it, too!!! (you know, "disgrace to the nation", "immature bullies", and the like...)

IT'S! JUST! A! GAME!