h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh Dear... Lil has come over all Matt-ernal!

I thought you said Bel...

Though I think she was a bit uncertain after Fizzy's antics last time...

I did ask B'El...

It was perfectly fine last time.... or would have been had Bel not washed it.

I seem to recall you vandalising it... and when you weren't doing that, you were encouraging others to do so...

My Matt was traumatised.. losing threads with stress!

I have no such recollection MH, are you sure this wasn't a figment of your imagination - it was before you dried out you know.

Oh tsk tsk tsk; you lot are So Smutty.

Stroking piles? Lil; honestly love, this sort of behaviour could give people the wrong idea. Unless you are considering a career move into colonic irrigation stuff...actually, that's not a bad idea, all sorts of rich & pretty people seem to like this sort of thing.

And let's not forget, even Shakespeare had an ass called Bottom. Or was it Puck?

zdt

EEeeoooooohhhh....!!!

kiss my puck! just don't have the same ring to it

I still want to see the Matt

You will have to be EXTRA good!!

Coz the Matt's very shy

That's all you know - you should see what he gets up to when you're not here.

Have you been corrupting my Matt?


Don't you encourage him to seek the bright lights of London too!



*sits stroking her Matt*

1. I had nothing to do with Rob taking the train to London

2. Being I'm not about to fall over a stoopid Matt

3. That Sultry Sophie and Matt have been doing stuff, and don't let on I told you.

4. Mind where you put your hand.

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MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'attt!! Where are you?

I always mind where I put my hand..

UhOh .... I remember the last time this happened - does anyone have the number of the newsdesk