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Wooden Race!.........Did you hear about the Steel Horse?

Again yew will have to enlighten me.

Steel Wooden Race.....better away before I get hit with a ...

That reminds me of the 'what do you call a deer with no eyes' line of jokes

gee, no idea?...so what do you call a deer with no eyes then?..

can't say the word neededbut a .........knock knock joke

knock! knock!
who's there ?
John!
John who?
Burt Lancaster

two men walked into a bar the third one ducked ill go before im thrown out

a thicko who thought Sheffield Wednesday was a public holiday

and long time since seeing your name on hootoo Intern, hows things mate

Not bad thanks how are things with you

ok bud, but wallets got anorexia nerviosa(slimming desease)(like a lot more)


you still at college/uni ??not sure since last natter

no i left morrison's a while back and been jobless ever since was sick to death of how i was treated by the manager who was a ambitious lass and G.M so there is more to the story but probably better not posting here could be seen as a slur on there good name

with you there mate, son works part time for them here

i worked part time for them and made the massive mistake of going full time wouldn't go back rather have the debt collectors in no matter who you talk to they all say the same about Morrison's

I think it's the same here, Tesco's pays a load more to their staff.
son got on there when he started college, he started Leeds uni this sept'

I tried to apply for tesco and asda got a nice letter from Asda telling me i hadn't got the job and for tesco you needed to make a appointment for there open day which was in very small print so halve the day chasing around was a wast of petrol waiting to hear from this driving job tho

fingers crossed for you mate, is it long or short distance driving

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No Eye Deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

go on thenWhat do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
he asked in antisipation

..Venison...Hi Intern...big match tomorrow nite...what is your tip?