h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm sorry lil but humor and nonsense and nonsensical humor is the way I deal with problems. Does it always work? Yes. Yes times a thousand percent. I'm not in denial! I'm nowhere near Egypt!

EC, there are never no problem/s, only slight obstacles that have to be overcome and at 5ft 3ins, I can get over any slight obstacle with ease-plus I have a laugh while getting over them, why not!

Erm...I don't even know what parasiting means in this context...

Humour is always the answer to any any problem

I agree with you person who's username gives me trouble in pronounciation!

Gives you trouble....what about me?.....Mum and Dad have a lot to answer for...In the meantime.....Stephen or Steve will be fine..

DB, with your permission, I would prefer to call you Steve my friend

well! without the my friend bit, not that your not my friend, but aw! plank you very much!

Aaaahh Prof , you are a chip off the old block...

pottery!?no mate wedgewood

Now guys, you wooden want to get ahead of yourselves would you? That would be plane silly

Yew fool yew, here I am pining in Oz, gums cracked from too much sun...

plane-ly yew need to get out of the sun before yew turn to Ash

But I'm all spruced up....and nowhere to go...

*Sips tea, wiggling his toes on comfy sandalwood*

A pine day for puns, doncha teak?

I have to agree with yew, although this morning i saw a car that wooden go

did you hear about the horse with a wooden leg???

... got that wrong...Supposed to be...Did you hear about the wooden horse?....

No, but its plane that yew are going to teal me