h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You mean, seriously...You mean..Marilyn Monroe....I,m alive...

with my shape, I'd never get a bra on, if I was a woman

never mind the shape, look up the number....

teatime my friend, I'll catch you later

Yippee, my nice tame geek, David, has responded to my panicked phone call "Bonsoir David, c'est le crazy Anglaisy, mon ordinateur est boogered encore, can vous allez ici et donnez moi un miracle?"

And he has unboogered it. OK, i have lost ALL emails prior to Oct 29th, but i am back on at the zendevil address (so the MSN/hotmail one is back to just for emergencies please)

What a nice person he is, refused all payment, though i did insist on giving him some spring bulbs "Oooh lala, Maman will be très 'appy!"

I can't upgrade to Windows XP or whatever, unless i actually buy a French official disc. Zey 'ave vays of copping you. Zey also 'ave vays of ensuring ze french language stays alive via ze internet; you absolutement cannot change the language if you are with a french ISP.

I am proud of myself for actually getting as far as re-installing Thunderbird all on my own, anyway, it's now up & running (well, let's say ambling slowly at it's own speed) again.

I am now the proud owner of an anti-virus thingy, David " Look dear, with your ancient system; no hacker , phisher, spammer or other computer dingbat is going to bother with you" & he is quite right; it's spent many hours examining all my bits (ooh lala!) & decided i am totally clean.

Which doesn't mean, my dear Prof, that you can merrily send me pics of silly willies; knowing our luck, that would be the next time Innocent Mademoiselle Viking appears (if that young lady is innocent; i am a flying Dutchman. At age 13 she was already referring to "one of my exes said..." But you know what papas are like about their little girls!)

zdt

Hey!

Welcome back Terri.. this place has been quiet without you


lil xx

*puts on Clash CD at maximum volume.

*Hurls saucepans across the room.

*wakens innocent by pulling its tail.

*Screams "Help: Fire!" in the street.

*Brings out bongo & bass guitar & plays along to "london calling"

There, is that better?

zdt

*hides under Rob the Carpet*


Jeeeeesh!! I was falling asleep then!!

I can even hear the Clash Down Under...

Quelle raquette, fermez la fenetre, s'il vous plait...

Daughters should be banned from my place. Bought a kilo of prawns from fishmonger, had a nap this arvo.
Woke up at 7:30pm, to find note from Jo Jo.."Dad, you were snoring () so I borrowed some prawns"
How do you "borrow" prawns?...

We went away for the weekend. Found a note from girlfriend's daughter saying freezer light was amber, so ate ice cream to stop it from going off. Freezer light was meant to be amber red means panic. She said green light wasn't on. There was no green light.

Sorry Lil meant to add sent you form for ladies night, hope you, hubby and friends and family will be able to attend.

"Form for ladies night"..?...in Australia "form" means how horses are before Raceday...

Aaand they are off....
Giddyap..Giddyap..Giddyapyapyap....
1 1 was 1 racehorse
2 2 was 1 2
1 1 1 one race
2 2 1 1 2....

Word games nice try this old one

I 8 2 Q 4 A P

answers on used £5 note and sent to the usual address please

Lindisfarne song " We can swing together, we can 'ave a wee wee, we can 'ave a wet up the wall"

Allo Lil, shall we make this a noisy smutty thread dear? I think i shall organise a group of folks with kazoos & bongos...ooh; & maybe digeridoos?

zdt

And I will play the didgereedont.....

Terri!!



I don't have smutty threads....... I just help you make OTHER threads smutty!!!..

Threads ?...

Thats what we used to call clothes in yonder years!

Does anyone else remember that expression?