h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I can always tell when I've had enough, everyone else is horizontal

Have you ever tried Po-10-C? My hell, I apparently started talking to my chair once, adamantly believing that it was a long-forgotten skeleton and apparently I tried to convince everyone else about it too...

I'mmm shhtill shhhtannding, hic,...

You daft lot!!!

Thudddd....hic! Hello Prof...hic...now I'm hozino...hic..holirostal....no no hic...laying down also...hic...

I am not pisshed heim learning a forrain langquij hokay!

it is better to be daft, than being a morron!


would you like to swing on a
carry moonbeams home in a jar
and be better off than you are
or would you rather be a mule

Bing Crosby - would you like to swing on a

he ain't hanging on me then

Morning Prof....Drink anyone??

Best cure for a ......Stay Drunk!!!! s to fridge for more

hi DB, hows things mate

bone dry in our house, roll on xmas(bottle prezzies of kids)

Prof, had to go out to see my eldest daughter, Jodi. Her crapbox of a car finally gave up the . Unable to salvage so bought her another one, car that is, not daughter.... Just got home, and like you, Drizabone.....

Morning Black Raven!!!

Both myself and my sister (VC) are into Guns n Roses. I have a leather jacket that has the original picture of Appetite for Destruction painted on the back of it.

We first went to see G n R when I was 14 or 15 down at Wembley...that's over 15 years ago!!!

And yes, we're both into motor bikes. VC has a couple, but I don't atm. I sold mine around 18 months ago to buy a car. (Hence my name - I had a Virago). We're both thinking (that is me and my husband) of getting new bikes once we get a garage built.

I'm in desparate need of coffee! Just to wake up enough!

Here Black Raven, a for you..


, VV why do you need a garage for your bikes? Just park them in the bedroom like everyone else...

YES! Or the hallway.

Not the bathroom tho...no room for running repairs..

In my brand, spanking new house?

rule!

Yes in your brand spanking new house!
Or you will get a spanking!