h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is that tnis anyone? Your serve, 40- , game, set, and match.
Don't worry, I'm Mad.

dbgibulli is realy Madge!

You cant be hung for that lil

*looks for the Phantom Yikers*


.. Wanna bet??

Phantom of the Yikers

Madge?....Madge?... Thats Dame Edna's friend!!!! .

..or Madonna or from Neighbours...

....Neighbours, , our best export, , terrible programme.

*giggles*

That and Fosters.. but we don't give a XXXX for them!!

not best export...that is the late Steve Irwin...

all is better than big brother!

Clever Girl, you are,

It's only spelled XXXX because they can't spell beer

If the PY's a bloke:

Your erectile disfunction is nothing to fear,
So don't take revenge on the good folks 'round here'

If the PY's a woman:

I don't know why you are such a herbert,
but I hear it is eased by natural yoghurt

Sorry, the woman one didn't make sense:

I can only guess why you are such a herbert,
I gather relief comes with natural yoghurt

The phantom of the missing post is here, inside this thread

Simpost: I'm not implying Tav is the PY!

oh I really hope you don't!

KY, KY, it sometimes hits my eye,
But I just wipe it off with a wet rag,
PY, PY, is much worse than KY,
It clings on like a Klingon dressed in drag.
And much as I don't mind,
Klingons coming to find,
The TV heart that they hide within,
I'd rather that they kept,
Their niggles to themselves,
And let us carry on a-smuttering.

*looks about nervously*