h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

leg! balloon! blow up!!.....footpump!! got it

When you are ready darling..

*looks up from book* balloons.. do make sure they don't fly away... and watch out that you don't knock over that priceless *loud bang*... oh... well have fun *gets more then continues reading*

*puts an fully inflated baloon between his legs ready!

Ready!!

*puts her arms about 2legs waist*

.. now take it easy..don't rush it..

spruce!

*CYBERHUMAN suddenly arrives at the party*

What's going on here then? A party? I'm always in the mood for a good party! This will be a great evening!

*He heads towards the food layed out on the table*

I think 2legs has fallen asleep

.. and so has our young guest..


Well we all know the paaaaaaaaarrrtttaaayyy will carry on anyway!!


*hic*

*Pops back in for a bit*

Hi everybody!

*steps over a pile of drunken debauchery* is that 2-legs bondage canoeing again?

Look at me!!! three or four or more and I'm an internaut! I can float on the internet! 'n I can fly in cyberspace! *bounces from wall to wall and on to the ceiling and down to the floor, taking care to avoid all the drunks*. See! It's easy!!!!!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzwhat

*dances on ceiling*

*sings*

knees up muvver brown
knees up muvver brown
up on the ceiling I must go
ee-i-ee-i-ee-i-o!
if I catch you bending
i'll saw yore legs right orf
knees up knees up
don't get the breeze-up
knees up muvver brown

I've not fallen asleep! *moves closer to lil oo

*CYBERHUMAN tests his new 'How To Chat Up A Lady In Five Easy Steps' microchip on two young female guests at the party, seeing if the microchip, which apparently makes him very good at chatting up ladies, actually works for real*

Ow!!.. now you be careful where you put that 2legs!

oh, my
wot a rotten song
wot a rotten song
wot a rotten song
oh, my
wot a rotten song
wot a rotten singer too

Ooo *moves gently* closer just a bit closer Lil!

*moves in closer.. waiting*

*CYBERHUMAN discovers that the microchip does not work at all. The female guests have lost interest*

Terri will be here soon.. she will liven the place up a bit </>


Oooh.. 2legs.. a little lower please!!