h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, it seems to be your party, lil. You can arrange things the way you see fit.

It's a hootoo paaarrrtttaayyy!!

Enjoy yourself, hunny

I'm off to my bed now.. night, night

I'm on a 30 day diet. I've lost 10 days already. It's this Jim Beam.

Have I met him?

I lost 10 pounds, flaming bandit, not paying out

We have a bandit ?

Have you told Queenie??

won £40 on it 2 week back though(in club)

Jammy devil!

spent on house etc as usual, but Irish lottery tonightand I could have an uncle called Bob!

Really??

still unopened bottle from ST, can't touch owt till next week

*giggles*

Diddums!! *hic*

if they were 250m, no bother, but 500m, not taking chances, might go loopy ???

Right then, where's the casino?

I live close to casino, but they have dress code. I once applied to work there, only forgot it so when I got invited 3 months after applied I had beard. went any way. were told we would not have any chance on promotion, because no new casinos woulv be opened in the next years!

when its built and where, they wont get me in iteven if I was rich

I've never been in one.. nor into a bingo hall..

Jeeesh.. I'm bad enough at the fair!

went in to one in Las Vegas, come out with $40 profit = £20 at the time, woman cashier said I see you've won! I said this place was built on losers money, its only $40, but its in my pocket

one thing I hope to have courage to buy 100 Dutch lottery tickets (gbp 900), which is different Enghish lottery. Dutch lottery tickets (gbp 9) has 2 serie letters and 8 numbers. they have big draw every month. they do not draw whole series, but also end number(s). nearly each end number(s) has price. if you would buy 5 Dutch lottery tickets 2 should win a price. 100 Dutch lottery tickets could have winning potential 40 Dutch lottery tickets. per tickit winnings between gbp 3 and several millions.

Is the party dead? But but but...I drew a mermaid! I want to get

Hic.

Nobody understaaaaaaands meeeee