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now that would have worked had you not said that

now i know your faking , plus you've probably made apollo

*gets up and searches around for her bra and shirt of the floor*

I'm sorry, but I have been feeling kinda unloved recently and you being mean didn't help, please stay

*reclips her bra*

Tb your grovelling on my shirt, could you please move?

please stay, what can I do to make you change your mind? I'll do anything

get off my shirt for a start!

of course, of course,

*gets off shirt*

Would you like me to wash and iron it for you?

*perpelexed look*
err, no i think i'll just wear it if you dont mind...

*takes it off him and puts it on without doing it up*

*wonders where her skirt has gone*

What wouldst thou have me do, fair maiden of unrivaled beauty?

help me find my skirt..........

of course, most lovely of all femanin creatures

Starts looking for skirt

*stops for a secound*

you havent got a dog that runs off with things aswell have you.....?

well yes, oh wonder of wonders, but she prefers socks to anything else and she doesn't bury things

good, she wont have my skirt hopefully then

*continues searching*

Is this it, Oh light of heaven?

*holds up a skirt*

err......no..........do you think Id wear that? i ahev no idea whos that is, give it to oxfam, or wear it if you like....

*looks at skirt*

oh sorry no, that's err mine

MMmm, some things really wouldnt work

are you saying it wouldn't suit me?

i dont think so........

*continues searching for her skirt*

but it's one of by faves, oh and if you see a gold bra and pantie set lying around I've been looking for that for ages