h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*quietly uses her spare hand to remove a sleek black hairpin for her hair, letting it drop free*

*gently snaps the end of with her thumb and applys the needle within to Tb's neck, injecting something into him*

*breaks free of the kiss to watch the effects, his eyes start to cloud and he looks woozy*

Now i know you're usually very obediant but this is just to make sure

Tell me all MOTMV's plans for attacking the TA </>

ok, well there's a few ideas going around. One, GB's is that we attack the TA at the same time as the TA attack us. There is also a plan involving a hoard of ninja fighting mongooses, or something and there is an attempt to build a super coalition of armies and groups to fight you, including MotMV, The Evil Army of H2G2 and STUMPED

I can't remember anything else

Think carefully Tb, you will tell me anything else you know or find out wont you? </>

*shuffles over TB sending shudders through him*

I could do I suppose, but I'll want something in return

*is irritated her mind number has worn out so quickly*

*Pushes against Tb again Sending more powerful tremors through him*

and what would that be........?

look, I'm a male geek, there are four, maybe five, six tops, things I'm interested in, s€x, video games, food/drink, sleeping/cafiene, music and computers. I already have several computers, and games consoles, and sleeping is taken care of by my bed and coffee machine. So what I need is someone to provide me with s€x, games and food/drink

*slaps TB*

Dont be rude

*presses her self dwon into his crutch and leans over him*

What ever gave you the idea i was being serious, ofcourse i know hat you want </>

sorry, won't do it again</>

(hmm, thought youd left to jerk it all off )

(no, I went for food. What kind of sick twisted pervert do you think I am? )

(Well........ )

*Reverts to tracing her fingers over his chest gently*

*realises he's gonna start drooling in a minute, and that's never attractive*

so, come here often?

(ayah! I'm never driving anywhere again! Never! Jack got completely written off on the motorway yesterday!)

(I hope he's alright)

(Jesus im never getting in a car again! Some french great truck thing just changed lanes suddenly and slammed him into the barrier! He was really shook up, especially as he said all the police we're coming up to the car and asking him were the person who was inside was, they didnt expect anyone to have got out alive... how freaky must that have been, aaaaaah!)

(that's worse than my acident. The offside rear suspension went on my old car as I was driving down a dual carrageway, I went from the lefthand lane, span through 450 degrees and ended up stopped on the central reservation)

(the whole things awful

but ya know what? he just waited for a rent-a-acar then got back in
i guess you have to otherwise your nerves would shred and you might not be able to get back in ever

but he was shaking when i went to see, oh its creepy. I hate cars)

Why are you so mean to me? *sob* I thought you might be pleased to know I unsubscribed from the 25th of feb convo, so you and thingy can stop being mean to me there

No one loves me

really now......

Im sorry Im mean by nature, cant help it too much

*sniff* I don't believe you, everyone hates me, I't because I'm amazingly intelligent and soo good looking it would make Apollo envious *sob*