h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yes lots of people say that......

but it's true, I've got a doctors note *quickly scribbles out a badly faked 's note*

*scrutinizes it*

its amazing how the signature changes everytime isnt it Mr Falsename?

They have a problem keeping Dr's there, they seem to go through them very quickly, it seems like I get a new Dr every time I go, honest

*folds the paper up slowly considering this*

Now, you wouldnt ever.......lie to me would you TB?

*looks up*

Because you know that would be just as naughty, and that would make you a very bad boy, and then i really would have to...

*steps right up to him*

...Punish you.....

*Gulps and fingers his collar, which seems to be getting tight*

umm...no</>

*Damn near widdles himself in fear, while at the same time feeling strangely excited*

*steps even closer till he tries to step back and discovers there is a wall in the way*

Well? what do you have to say for yourself, soldier?

eep

*is worried that he may soon need to change his trousers, and yet is still strangely excited*

'eep' ?

*dnagerous voice now*

Eep is not a word young man

*Undoes his collar now as he struggles*

''

*loses the ability for verbal comunication and just stands there in a mix of terror and awe*

*plays with further buttons on Tb's shirt as he panics*

n'

*attempts to do up some of the buttons which have been undone. Also tries to stop EFM, but not too hard*

*gently moves his hands away, then suddenly slams them back against the wall*

*Continues undoing buttons slowly, then starts to rub her hands over his chest*

*starts to look very pale and begins to feel kinda faint as all the blood rushes from his head*

*continues running the flats of her palms over his chest, harder, and lower&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..*

need sit...faint...dizzy feel...eep

Sitting is fine by me.....

*staggers to a chair and collapses into it*

*sits gently on top of him and continues to rub his chest*

*stares in wonder at EFM and enters that mental state where he will agree to pretty much anything she suggests*