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*snigger*

ok, now my skirt......

*keeps looking*

If you can't find it, you could look through that wardrobe *points* there's bound to be something to fit you

Um, yes well i think I'll just try and find mine.....

*lifts up his shirt which is still on the floor and finally finds a little short shiny black skirt*

ah here it is

you're not leaving?

Hmm? why

*putting on her skirt*

I don't want you to leave, I'll be lonely, and I won't have your beautiful visage to look at

well isnt there anyone else you can talk to?

Oh, look charlies online! finally!

yes, but I still won't be able to admire the aesthetic qualities of your wonderous visage, which is kinda the main point

Hmmm?

*hunts her handbag and hairpins*

please?

only if you look after me, i feel really sick
Im part european so i get really cold really easily
so i dont feel the heat usuaully until its scorching
and now i fell hot and sick and have an awful headache, nice eh?

aww, is there anything you want me to do? I have a large collection of painkillers

do you now? but then i'll still feel hot and sick wont I, so hey

I have a mission for you (should you choose to except it)

Spmething is seriosuly up with charlie and he wont tell me what!

if you notice him about can you drag it from him for me pleeease?

Of course I'll do this for you, or I'll try my best

thankyou! its bugging me!