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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Oct 20, 2011
Not if I'm buying, at least.
here to down there seems shorter on a map
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 20, 2011
old Yorkshire saying (when out
boozing)
"I laughed that much, I nearly bought my own ale"
here to down there seems shorter on a map
Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Oct 20, 2011
I'll bear that in mind... 
here to down there seems shorter on a map
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 20, 2011
owt fer nowt
got to dash off-son's tab taking time - see you later Ivan
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Oct 20, 2011
See you later...
here to down there seems shorter on a map
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 20, 2011
I knew I should have changed the locks last time he moved
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Oct 21, 2011
Mum said that about me, more than once. 
Mind you, she never really got shot of my sister. The girl moved out but always seemed to be there. Now they've simplified matters and just share a house.
here to down there seems shorter on a map
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 21, 2011
I'll not go in to family heretooo complicated
needless to say - I'm the only intelligent one
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Oct 21, 2011
Well, I had the sense to move 1300km away from mine. 
here to down there seems shorter on a map
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 21, 2011
I can't afford to emigrate - to the Azores
breakie time, catch you later Ivan
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Oct 21, 2011
Oh you are lucky to be having food... I'll just have to make do with all this wretched beer. 
here to down there seems shorter on a map
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 21, 2011
I've no sympathy for you
I only sup whisky or vodka
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Oct 22, 2011
I have both of those in the cupboard, but I was drinking the beer so I'd have more room in the fridge. 
here to down there seems shorter on a map
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 22, 2011
argh! your not actually going to store food in it are you
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Oct 22, 2011
Hell no. Champagne, cava and things to mix with brandy.
here to down there seems shorter on a map
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 22, 2011
phew! nearly had to go lie down there
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 22, 2011
just the mere thought and I have to go rest now
(not really! got to get lad readyhe's of to a friends wedding this aft')
later mate - be safe be well ok
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Oct 22, 2011
Righto. I'll be lying down soon...
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