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Post 21

Ivan the Terribly Average

I listen to the Goons while I'm doing the dishes. It lessens the agony.


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

when the smiley - 2centsroll in (hopefully sometime this century)I'll buy the entire radio series/collectionsmiley - smiley


and nowsmiley - sadfaceto mam's first and then I'll have to opensmiley - sadfacemy wallet in townsmiley - wah

catch you later Ivan - be safe be well matesmiley - ok


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

thesmiley - sadfacebefore mam's - is I never know if I'm going to get a lug cloutedsmiley - winkeyesmiley - winkeye


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Post 24

Ivan the Terribly Average

Is it always the same lug?


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

from mamsmiley - winkeyeyep! smiley - laughI always cop it,my sister who is 9 yrs my younger - never gets itsmiley - laugh


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Post 26

Ivan the Terribly Average

Life's unfair like that. I used to be blamed for everything by my sister - until I learned to talk...


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Post 27

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I said to mam a while ago - how come it's ME that always cops itsmiley - winkeyeeven at 60yrs old, her reply was - because you expect it and that I love yousmiley - dohsmiley - winkeye


that's because for many years, I purposely took the flack off my dad, to save my mam and sister copping itsmiley - smiley


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Post 28

Ivan the Terribly Average

There are a few people around here who would have benefited from being brought up by hand. I wonder if it's too late...


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

a clout round the ear is missing from many here as wellsmiley - sadface

anyway! have you fully recovered from the recent illness/off colour you had ?


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Post 30

Ivan the Terribly Average

The short answer is 'no'. I can expect this to linger for months, with the main issue being fatgue. I look normal I feel normal, but I just can't do everything I want to do at the same speed as usual. Even worse, I can be getting on with life and doing things and then suddenly it's as though someone's taken my batteries out and all I can do is sit down and stay there until I get my energy back again.

But in the great scheme of things, I'm lucky, and I know it.


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my wishes are for a speedy recovery then Ivansmiley - smiley

it's very hard to convince folk that "you" have an illness, when you look ok. (as in proving it)

My problem, is not the shape of my bodysmiley - laughthat's a dead give-away, but my bad memory due to a car smash is a problem, you tell folk you've a short term memory and they just look "eh" smiley - biggrin


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Post 32

Ivan the Terribly Average

I do have a couple of short term memory and concentration issues as part of the whole fatigue thing, but I'm lucky there too - I have a colleague who has MS and her memory is erratic so the workplace is already set up to allow for that.


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I say to my friends (my agesmiley - winkeye) that while at school etc, THEY did all the sports, climbing trees and the stuff that lads didsmiley - biggrinwhilst I, because of my spine was limitedsmiley - sadfaceBUT 50 odd year down the line and now I'm more or less at the same level,whereas they are either deadsmiley - sadfaceor physically way below me. another reason why I've nothing to moan aboutsmiley - smiley


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - zzztime Ivansmiley - smileytake care matesmiley - okand please give the batteries time to recharge before the "country" comes firstsmiley - winkeye(jobwise)

catch you latersmiley - smiley

sod smiley - elvisI got to the door first


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Post 35

Ivan the Terribly Average

I have another week of leave, then I'll be back to w*rk and probably on reduced hours.


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Post 36

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

as for w*rksmiley - smileyonly give 75% and keep 25% in reserve, as the more you give, the more they'll want and with no thanks


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Post 37

Ivan the Terribly Average

I'll be operating under instructions from my doctor, which my boss will abide by. (She's a nice, sane person.)


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

just follow doc's orders thensmiley - okand no cheatingsmiley - winkeye


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Post 39

Ivan the Terribly Average

No chance of that.


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

anywaysmiley - evilgrinif you DON'T follow doc's orders, you'll get a long distance ear clout off Lilsmiley - laughI do here and I'm only on the other side of the Pennines to her


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