h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

it shall passone of the things he missesis having the feeling and going for a good

and as in my "son's" threadif ever you are up here Ivan, my door is never locked to friendsand a spare bed instead of motels available

Thanks Prof. One day I might be in a position to apply for a Yorkshire visa. (I'm renewing my passport, which is a good start.)

"apply for a Yorkshire visa" we'll not charge you for it

That is very gracious of you.

I am hoping to make it to the northern hemisphere within the next five years, but it all depends on how I'm going with this mortgage. It will get easier to manage as time goes on, but right now it scares me a bit.

I'll be here

mortgage, you'll handle it with ease

and now! it's town and I might have to open my wallet

catch you later

I opened my wallet earlier. It was horrible. Take care...

I'm safe opening mineI know there's nothing in! to scare me even

Mine is now a gaping void, and I still have to get some food...

mmmh! any chance of living off the land ? koala steaks etc

Oh dear no, that would never do. Koalas live up tall trees and I can't deal with heights. Kangaroos move too fast and emus can kick people to death when riled. I think I'll have pasta instead. It's only 6 days until payday.

kangaroo shaped pastanow there's a novelty, it could catch on

I wonder what the best sauce would be.

use cane toad sauce,for people you don't like

back later - doorbell

Cane toads. *shudder*

Maybe just a bolognese, made with kangaroo mince.

give me a gun etc and I'd be happy to shoot them all dayas I hate it when a "introduced" species kills of resident species to extinction

Shooting cane toads might be a bit like, um, overkill. A croquet mallet would do a reasonable job.

uses energy that does and I ain't that fit

I'm as fit as 10 men - 9 dead and one knocked out

'I have the body of an 18 year old. I keep it in my fridge.' - S. Milligan.

err!



he's my type of humourplus monty python etc