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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Dec 23, 2010
*giggles*
G'night Ivan 
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Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break Posted Dec 23, 2010
He just hasn't got the style, has he? He's eithe not drunk enough, or justnot in the same class as me when it comes o drunken posts...
(and this one was written sober, before anyone comments...)
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 23, 2010
and one for the road, BUT as the road can't drink, you have it
Hoggy, nah! Yorkshire drinhers du it bhetter
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 23, 2010
I've been drunk since Friday. Constantly.... this is the first time I've managed to find the on/off button on the netbook.... 1 12 bottle case of wine and 1 24 bottle case of beer lasted all of two days 
Had to get emergency back-up supplies... 
ooo looky, nearly time to head back to the pub... 
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Dec 24, 2010
Only since Friday? 
Keep it up... 
Hoggy, I'm a compulsive proofreader. It took ages to write the opening post because I kept correcting the typos and then correcting the corrections etc. Kept me amused, anyway.
Happy evening-of-the-24th, everyone!
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Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate Posted Dec 24, 2010
and a merry xmas to you ivan
may next year bring much joy and magic 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 24, 2010
The best cure for hangovers is DON'T sober up = no hangover
Merry Easter and Happy New Whitsuntide
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 24, 2010
and in the same language "good luck" (I don't know how to spell it"
be safe and be well Ivan
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Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break Posted Dec 24, 2010
Not sure if I'll get online tomorrow, Ivan, so Happy Christmas!
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Dec 24, 2010
Disgracefully sober, as it happens. I'll stay this way until at least lunchtime, probably. Or maybe not. I can do whatever I want today, which would be good if I knew what it was...
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Dec 24, 2010
I certainly intend to be squiffy later on.
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Dec 24, 2010
Mmm, spirits. Vodka, rum, brandy...
But I think I'll start with , because that's taking up space in the fridge.
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HonestIago Posted Dec 24, 2010
I'm on Southern Comfort tonight and I have a nice bottle of wine to go with my Christmas dinner tomorrow.
Why would anyone want to spend Christmas sober?
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- 21: aka Bel - A87832164 (Dec 23, 2010)
- 22: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Dec 23, 2010)
- 23: Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break (Dec 23, 2010)
- 24: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 23, 2010)
- 25: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 23, 2010)
- 26: Ivan the Terribly Average (Dec 24, 2010)
- 27: Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate (Dec 24, 2010)
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- 29: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 24, 2010)
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