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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 15, 2010
Report the bank to the authorities and claim there must be something fishy
Then anonymously leak to the press that you have it on good authority that somebody reported the bank to the authorities claiming there was something fishy
That'll teach them
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 15, 2010
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 19, 2010
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 19, 2010
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 19, 2010
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Apr 20, 2010
It's tempting, being offered shares in Icelandic banks... $5 should cover the lot.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 23, 2010
in my wallet i carry a 10 million dollar note at all times
It's real money, I assure you!
Unfortunately it was issued by the national bank of Zimbabwe
and it expired 30th June 2008
at which time you could probably by a slice of dry bread with it...
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 23, 2010
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http://www.scratchcards.org/featured/57603/100000-scratch-card-thrown-away
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Apr 23, 2010
I can never throw out a scratch ticket without checking it at least three times...
As for absurd money - many years ago now, when I came back from Ecuador, I gave my sister a wad of banknotes. There must have been at least 50,000 sucres in that bundle, or, to put it another way, at least $1.25. She wasn't nearly as impressed when I explained that.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 23, 2010
many years ago, I could have become a millionaire for £11, that would have got me 1,000,000 Turkish money at the time, but as I'd just become a single parent, I had to forsake becoming one
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Apr 23, 2010
Never mind - one of these days another currency will go into freefall...
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 23, 2010
I still have a wad of german cash from the big inflation in the 1920's. 50 billion Reichsmark is just one of those notes
When a danish school class went to Prague a few years before the wall came down the teacher offered to illegally change their money in some alley and get a better price than the official bank offered
He came back to the hotel with lots and lots of cash and was very pleased with himself...
...until one of the students pointed out that what he got them was polish sloty - completely worthless...
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Apr 23, 2010
So, did they take a quick detour to Poland?
Somewhere I have some 1923 German postage stamps for completely absurd amounts. Two trillion Reichsmark, amounts like that. Impossible to comprehend, really.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 24, 2010
My great-grandfather was a barber back then. Every time a customer paid for a shave or a haircut his son (my grandfather) was sent to the bakery immediately to buy bread
If he waited too long the price could double!
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Apr 24, 2010
My grandfather was a barber. He joined the army in 1914 and was almost sent off to fight in the Middle East, but he caught scarlet fever before he left Australia. All his hair fell out and it never grew back. He became a barber so he could still run his fingers through hair every morning, or so he claimed.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 24, 2010
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Apr 24, 2010
I'm not sure that he ever did observe it as such - but I know I owe my existence to the fact that he never left the country.
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