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Jacks Journal: Ever feel...
Posted Apr 22, 2005
Like you are unwanted and unneeded?
Like your friends don’t notice if you aren’t there?
Like you’re fading into the background and no one has time for you anymore?
Like people are forgetting you exist?
*Jumps about *
Hello! Attention seeking! Notice me!
*no-one does *
I’m going to buy a salamander, since the cat no longer loves me
Salamanders and cute and live in tanks so they cant run away and leave me
*sighs*
Everyone’s grown up and left me behind
*plays with hair thoughtfully *
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Latest reply: Apr 22, 2005
Jacks Journal: Eh? What?
Posted Apr 19, 2005
Total confusionasiam. Charlie is in a really bad mood with me *hides under blanket* none the less for something that wasnt my fault. He seems to be unable to view the situation with the opinion that 'It could have been a misunderstanding'. When I pointed this out he just said things like "You made a mistake accept it, or are you incapable of doing any wrong now?"
But it wasnt my fault!!!! 
Why do you have to get so angry! 
so unreasonable! Why wont you LISTEN to my side of the story! *dances about infuriated* aaaaaaaaargh
*hides under blanket again*
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Latest reply: Apr 19, 2005
Jacks Journal: Let them eat cake
Posted Apr 13, 2005
This is 'What Not To Do With Old Chocolate Cake'
Part one
Do not:
Discover is old and dry
discover you have no cream so try to re-hydrate it with old milk
discover old milk doesnt taste so nice and add old rasberry sauce
then try to eat this
I REPEAT
DO NOT DO THIS
ITS NASTY
and makes your stomach feel funny
I'm back then eh?
Jack x
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Latest reply: Apr 13, 2005
Jacks Journal: My printer is evil HELP
Posted Apr 8, 2005
It keeps putting a massive border at the bottom! I DONT WANT IT TO!
anyone know how to make printers print to the edge of the page?????
*stressed*
help meeeeeeeeee!
*wonders wether to put this in Ask too*
Jack x
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Latest reply: Apr 8, 2005
Jacks Journal: Crivens!
Posted Apr 4, 2005
I did two journals ages ago in one week and none since!
Oooer!
Major developments: Yesterday, or was it the day before..... 
*lost all track of days and time* It was the day before. I collapsed 
I mean actual collapsingness. I mean coughing, cant-breathing, passing-outness. After a flap with people panicking that I might have collapsed eventually Dave was sent back to check on me and after being in dismay that not only was I wearing rainbow stripey socks 
but that he had to take me to hospital and be SEEN with me wearing rainbow stripey socks, he took me and I was put on a drip and fussed with for a few minutes before they grew bored of the sight of me again.
Eventually I was ushered off and told to come back tommorow and the day after for prodding and testing and scanning and other such things
such is life *sighs*
and I've eaten too much chocolate I think
and my muscles ache 
BUT but but but other than that things seem relatively ok 
TTFN all you ruffians
Jack x
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Latest reply: Apr 4, 2005
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