h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*pours the petrol over Rob the Carpet*




*searches about in his pocket for some matches*




*can't find any so puts Rob down and goes off in search of some*

no violance here....restains Cal in looney bin

*wonders why he's suddenly sitting in a bin with GB and TB*

may be it is party!?

may be it is party!?

Well it's a bit of a squeeze in here

"the squeeze" make good music too

*hides Rob the Carpet!*



Are we going to have a party

lil me, may have this dance?

We can always dance Pheloxi..

*dusts evvery where*


*sweeps lil back out and barracades the door*



*puts up a big sign that says LIL IS NOT ALOWED WITHIN A 5 MILE RADIUS OF JACK BECAUSE IT'S THE LAW!!!!!!!!*

puts his finger in his ears, because Cal is shouting (again)!

shouters can not write laws, besides that this not your place!



lets every one in again, including ish lil me.

I'mm outta here before it gets too violent

please stay, you might a good like influence!

Oh you're serious

serious on hootoo

but I mean it that you could be good influence!

*nudges faithful sidekick Cal*


See I dundit told ya!

That's what I meant you're serious about me being a good influence

you are probably a better influence than in the summer!

I doubt it