h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You did that on poipoise!

no dolphins in here

But I could have sworn!

*watches the dolphins frolick in the water*



Only those badgers

*looks and blinks*

They have been here all morning.. so has that penguin

*points to the squirrel in the tree*



now where did those poipoises go? </>

thats the penguin thats stalking Jack!!!!!! we'll have to catch it before he sees it </>

*shudders*

I am not climbing that tulip! *points to the tree*

I might out of it!


how can we catch a penguin? </>

wot did U 2 take today?

You climb up the tulip


and I''l stand at the bottom holding this bag


*points to the washing basket*

oh I know! hootooshrooms!

*blinks*

It's awfully high to that leaf, you will have to lift me up!


*looks up at the branch*

*shows her his contract*

see no lifting


and look underlined especally lils

But that doesn't mean lil ol' me!

*does a little tidy*


*does a little dusting*



*sweeps out the rubbish*



*sweeps out lil*

Oi!!!

*waves at her through the door as he locks it *

you still have Rob the Carpet in there </>

*through the door he shows her rob the carpet in one hand*




*and a can of petrol in the other*

NO... please Cal.. ..

wonders if Cal has OCD for cleaning threads (and may be homes)!