h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I thought the Krikkit armies were disbanned after Hactar was dissipated! NO!?! Holy moly!!!!

I'll have to strap the collinder on and hide under the cat!

Zark, I'm out!

Did you take all the milk?

No, the milk wasn't ALL taken by me.

But if you join my campaign i'll give you some........

And part of the multi-verse

I don't need the milk, as such, for me. But the cat is terribly keen on it you see and without the cat I fear for being able to handle the air raids.

tell you what... I'll let you use the collinder if you give the cat some milk and in exchange for services rendered in relation to your campaign to take over the mulitverse I'd like a little bit of space in the horsehead nebula's nose. One last taking-over-the-multiverse-campaign and I'd like to retire. Agreed?

Agreed.

You can have that apart indeed.

When i suceed i'll be retiring too
If it wasbn't for that blasted Zaphod Beeblebrox and his friends
*mutter mutter*

Ok its agreed

shake on it? all the milk your cat wants and you and any armys you own help

*offers hand*

Well, Zaphod's just this guy, you know? I'm confident that with the proper deployment we can take him! Hark hark!

Agreed! *Shakes*

RIGHT!
So where do we stand? How's the Minkie army currently deployed?
What stage are we at? Can I laugh manically yet?

hmmmmm...
I had had originally thought to hand over the dustmite army but that may not be enough. Cunning though they are at making foes clench up in sneezing fits and die I'm not sure they can handle a frontal assult on Beetlegeuse 5. I usually use the cat to deliver and deploy them but the cat tends to burn up upon re-entry. I'll have to get a shielded ship or something for that...

ACHOO!

You hear that?! They've already got to work on they guy next door! Practice, you know. They're a little rusty but should be in good shape soon enough.

No, I think we need something terribly cunning to take on Zaphod...
You know any tripple-breasted whores we could enlist?

I hear things about eccentrica galumbits these days....

aah well but the minkies are curretnly attacking fangirls on the pirates front

The masters of krikkit are heading fro the horsehead nebula

Yes you can laugh manically at any stage
dustmites rule!

Excellent!
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA hack! cough!

Now then...

The dustmites will be ready to deploy tomorrow. They are successfully working on the house next door and have managed to take over almost the whole family but they still need more practice at this point. Two of them broke several legs during a training exercise this morning. Disgraceful I know but don't worry about it. I already had those two ate by the cat.

As commander-in-chief you may order them as you like once they're ready.
I think we'll go with the ol' put-the-cat-in-a-coffee-thermos-and-hurl-it-out-of-the-window-at-the-plantet trick to get him though the atmosphere. It's a little cramped but he's a soldier and won't complain. Lost his eye in the battle for wimbleton in '69 you know.

How's the Minkie battle going?

Any orders?

The masters of krikkit have taken most of the horse head Nebula!

But the Minkie fight on the pirate front is getting pretty nasty now

Lost of sneaking pieing going on

migth have to send triphids as back-up and withdraw sun Wukongs immortal monkeys from their attacks on america and Mars

No no, leave the monkeys be. I'll send the mites to back them up. Monkey fur is great camoflage for some guerrilla (or gorilla, Ha!) sneeze warfare.

HAIKEEBA!

Er, you're getting outflanked by pies? Good lord man, what happened to the milk you had? A pie in the rear can be nasty indeed, not good for morale either. Have you TRIED hitting them with the custard-filled doughnuts? We're working on a new jelly filling, It'll be devestating!
I'll send the cat. He's been working up something nasty in the furball department and I think he's ready for blood.

snizzlewoptallyhopipipandallthat...

Maybe we need more troops?
I have an idea as to how to get the invasion rolling here. Since we're banded together perhaps we should come up with a cool name for our coalition and announce it! Then we could get others to join and invade H2G2 with invasion posts, kinda like how the Random Quotes Guild leaves random quotes everywhere. Invade, conquer, take over the site and then the world!?

what an excellant idea!

but this pies are cream my good freind

what to calll our coalition though.........

The all-conquering milk bandits?

Masters of the Multi-verse?

News just in- we've taken the horse head nebula and we're heading for the spiral arm!

anyway- ineas for names and then when we have one we'll go recruit and take-over

Mwahahahaha *cough spluter*

ahum.

The pies are cream!?! I didn't realize the flak was getting so intense out there! Cat's on his way. He can take cream filling, he fought bravely against the blummonges.

Well, you started the invasion so I think you should get credit and chief command! You can call it whatever you want! Either name is fine.
or how about
Coalition to stop multiverse non-dictatorship?
MilkMastersofWar
Anything! As long as we win and we will!

Then we need like a slogan and stuff.

We can make a guide page of Declaration of War! You any good at GuideML?

Er... Smock?

"You go, we go"
Random quote guild

Yeeeehahaha!
*runs away, victoriously*

This is exactly what I'm talking about! Actually, NC, you were the first person I was hoping to recruit. We can use somebody else with combat knowledge!!!

So uh, let me know what name and such you want SpaceCadet and I'll try to put together the declaration page, unless you want to do it.

Look out for the crust!

You can do the decloration page, include my tgheory if you like then post the link here and i can approve

*Nods approvingly as an example*


I think masters of the Multi-Verse sounds more serious

WE shall frighten them into repeat!

You cat helps aswell we are already retaking ground!

You can do the decloration page, include my tgheory if you like then post the link here and i can approve

*Nods approvingly as an example*


I think masters of the Multi-Verse sounds more serious

WE shall frighten them into retreat! (Sorry bad spelling)

You cat helps aswell we are already retaking ground!

(Forgot the evil laugh)

MWAHAHAHAHA

Right!

I'll get to work on our homepageofwar. Make sure you keep some milk onhand for the cat... when he gets into bezerker mode there's no stopping him without some milk!

Intellegence sources suggest that the ememy may start useing raspberries in their munitions. Caution my friend, always look out for the rasperry fiend!

Mwahahahahaha HA!

Aha! i shall notify the home

What is our home planet?

Must be somewhere in the horse head nebula, we now have control there

Hope your isn't too scorched from its trip

The sneez war is now vicous on the pirate front!

The are dangerous!

there should be a smiley..........

Uh... I have no idea what our homeplanet is I thought you knew.
Oh well... we'll just take what we like!

CHARGE!!!

EGAD! A banana peel!

*BLAM!*BLAM!*BLAM!*

Whew...

Okay commander, check it out:
A2036611
There's a post for updating about the invasion and a sign up post as well. We already have someone ready to join! When the list gets too big on the page I can add a drop down list.
So you like?

If you highlight some of the spaces there are secret messages and manical laughter

I like!

Particularly the toamtoes!

The unviverse is ours!

Mwahahahaha

*violent coughing*

yes, well

the fangirls are in retreat!