h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and the cow is so far up there he might as well not be added to the list as it goes without saying that he's in the lead...

If you subtract one from infinity you still have infinity. Which you do.

Why fish? I don't understand.

Yamster? Vampster? Please try harder, lol- I have my German Dictionary with me today. It may not be as big, but that just means i can throw it harder

Why fish you wonder? Because in a world of magic fairies can make two plus two each fish!

Ok, 2 weeks on and that still hasn't processed. I think it's just something I'll have to accept.

Its better to accept the things that you cannot change and hate on and lynch the things you don't understand... Except "better" isn't the word I'm looking for...

gooderest?

There we go.

Oh, yeah. Definately. I mean to say, that's completely obvious to any intelligent life form, but when you put it like that it makes it sound soooo much more profound.

Profound? You won't find any profanity from me!

me neither...damn straight!

Hypocritical much?

Nah, not one bit. Although, i don't think you've noticed that you got the wrong end of the stick...

You're right! I'm holding the metal end of the cattle prod! Thank goodness nobody activated it or I'd be one unhappy kitty!

*puts in the plug...the fan comes on*
[fan] the COW's number 1
the COW's number 1
the COW's number 1
the COW's number 1
the COW's number 1
...
*plug in another fan*
[fan2]the CAT
the CAT
the CAT
the CAT
the CAT

*fan #1 attacks fan #2*
*fan #2 plugs in a random mob*
*fan #1 counters by plugging in an overly religious pro violence group...only instead of a religious figure they warship the COW*
*they start chucking things at each other*
*an all out tea party breaks out*


<...well...that's what seems to happen on hootoo...at least in the evil army invasions >

We have our wars down to a science