h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As an inspirational poster once said "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

Och that smarts.

Yes. It IS a smart poster.

Well is 42 irrelavent? IT is the answer to everything.... I said IT, I said IT again, there IT is again, I said IT again.... * goes on for an hour* Neeeeeeeee it

*eyes the lizard boy askance* Where are my knights when I need them?

What knights? Of the round table? Of Galahad? Of the Crusades?

No nights as in when the nights come then finally Anole will be silent.

hate fills me

Yeah. I get that a lot.

I know you do

Yes. Yes I do.

Very well *looks sharply at the brothers* I will "deal" with this matter myself...
*mutters and grabs both by the collar and dunks their heads into two cold water barrels.* There...

*turns into wild, crazy, homicidal, wet kitty mode* Reow! Fss! Fss!

*dries EvilClaw by setting him on fire*
That should COOL him off

I'm feeling a little hot under the collar actually

I need to find a frost-breathing dragon for you then, though spells work...
*encases EvilClaw in a block of ice*
too much mana I guess.

Thats cold man. Cold.

Or parhaps not enough, I was hoping to freeze your mouth shut and explode your lungs at the same time....

Foolish bird. I am the great Claw. You can't kill the unkillable. You can kill me but not the unkillable! Death is only the beginning! The darkness comes!

StarFox mixed with Enternal Darkness: Sanity's Reqium, and I think something else, interesting mixture...