h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Moo's back!

Everybody shower him in praise! *in undertone* Cause he smells like cow so he needs a shower, if only of praise.

If he doesn't smell like cow, he wouldn't be Moo, Claw

*undertone* Shh! Speak in an undertone! He can hear us either way but this is the right way to do things!

*hisses* You are one bossy

But thats how cats are! Would you have me deny my true nature ?

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FORGOT THE UNDERTONE!

*whispers* Cheer up, laddie, there's something to be said for your true nature!

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*whisper* Awww You're just saying that, Elwyn.

why so silent?

Shhh. The lucky charm monkeys are attacking.

Dahden...dahden

I take it for granted then that the ness is inherited and runs through the family, correct?

Either that or living around me contaminates a person's sanity... either one works.

Perhaps, but I was quoting from little demon things from Wind Waker that go dahden.
Dahden
Dahden

I don't think thats the best thing to quote. I mean, for one thing, its entirely irrelevant.

Ah doesn't matter in the larger scheme of things, even the larger scheme of things are irrelevant, actually.

So... the irrelevence of irrelevence?

Is an answer irrelavent?