h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Kat... It isn't very warm here luv... Been having a couple vodkas to warm me up , but would luv a thanx.. Nescafe please, no sugar...

Blonde Medical Terminology. Part 1

Anally - occurring yearly
Artery - study of paintings
Bacteria - back door of cafeteria
Barium - what doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel - letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarean section - district in Rome
Cat scan - searching for kitty
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Colic - sheep dog
Coma - a punctuation mark
Congenital - friendly
D&C - where Washington is
Diarrhoea - journal of daily events
Dilate - to live long
Enema - not a friend
Fester - quicker
Fibula - a small lie
Genital - non-Jewish
G.I. Series - soldiers' ball game
Grippe - suitcase
Hangnail - coat hook
Impotent - distinguished, well known
Intense pain - torture in a tepee

shz.co,,shud av my kbrd nxt week

who got marmite... who got marmite... ..... ..................... gimme gimme gimme.......

animal

shez,,,marmites on my finger

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Gazza... bout bloody time luv...

Gary - Gd if u gt yr kybd nxt wk mt jst b abl 2 ndrstnd u

Sheryl - want some marmite on toast, got some right here

s for all

Gazza...... gimme gimme gimme.... ............................. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hi Gary I hope you are keeping well. I am looking forward to the end of winter. Been keeping a close eye on my Mam and Dad's health and making sure that if they get a cold that it does not get worse. My Mam and Dad have had plenty of vitamins, mineral, herbal and fish oils which has helped alot. They have had the flu jabs but I have found that you cannot rely on the flu jab to keep you free from the flu.

Gary I am have had a hot cup of Kenco coffee would you like some?

Kat aka The Thinker

run out (marmite) last week of it, now I remember what I forgot to get, when shopping Wednesday

muv,,the remotes ain pain in the ........ butt

Karen... Would luv some .... Swap for a

Gary - yep I can go with that - I'd be stuffed if I had to text all the time ....

Sheryl - sounds like a fair swap to me *passes toast and marmite and takes a in return*

Blonde Medical Terminology part 2

Labour pain - got hurt at work
Medical staff - doctor's cane
Morbid - higher offer
Nitrate - cheaper than day rate
Node - was aware of
Outpatient - person who had fainted
Pap smear - fatherhood test
Pelvis - cousin of Elvis
Post operative - letter carrier
Protein - favouring young people
Rectum - damn near killed 'me
Recovery room - place to do upholstery
Rheumatic - amorous
Scar - rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion - hiding anything
Seizure - Roman emperor
Serology - study of knighthood
Tablet - small table
Terminal illness - sickness at airport
Tibia - country in North Africa
Tumour - an extra pair
Urine - opposite of you're out
Varicose - located nearby
Vein – conceited

Well Animal... Remember next time dozy arse...

Sheryl is a Nescafe with no sugar.

I have adopted a wolf as they are very few wolves out in the wild. They still suffer perscution due to ignorance about them. There is a plan to bring to Scotland as they have alot of deer which is part of the wolves diet.

The Thinker aka Kat

Kat,,all ok ere,,,am suppin a few cans at mo,,not ready for coffee yet thx....

good to see u online again

I adopted a wallaby a couple of years ago