h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'lo Smudger!

just

off to see if i can get some i doubt it though
see you all soonnnnnnnnnnnnnn
big s
jinty

Animal... Cheeky sod...
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Hi Gaz...
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Darrell... You keep disappearing babes...

night Jinty luv!

Ok Jinty luv... Hope you manage to settle... You take care and look after yourself now... Get that wrist seen to tomorrow... Chat soon.... xxxx

thanks jaz'd
its off to bed i go if only i could

Oh I'm here luv, justnin' about a bit, 'ats all!

Sleep well Jinty - hope your wrist feels better tomorrow

Hullo Gary and Smudger

wishes you well Jinty my friend

nighty night everyone thanks for your company

Animal... tha'll do more than when I get hold o' you...

How's itr goin' Smudger? Smudger writes for <./>thepost</.> Karen.

Darrell... Well stop ing around, you're sending me dizzy...

Thanks for that honey

no disrepect to blondes...

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

Animal.....
I'm a redhead....

Hi Sheryl, Jaz'dupcurry, Smudger! JINTY, Prof Animal Chaos-Kee,Muv keeper of pocketmoney, Gary and Helen I hope you are all keeping well and free from all colds and flu. I am counting the days until the end of February where the first signs of Spring will be coming.

The Thinker