h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

can i come on ur ladies night out would like too see u too shake ur booty corrrrr lol xx

Noooo girls only,thats why its called a GIRLS NIGHT OUT! Anyway you'd just perv at us!

Men sooooooo can't handle there alcohol! They think its big of them to down 10 pints in 3 hrs & then they look like a lightweight when they are begging to be taken (or carried) home!!
Lasses are better sticking to there own kind where nights out are concerned.

Kev!

Noooooo, you can't come with your long mac to our girls night out!!!! You'd spend all night flashing at us or lurking in the bushes or something!!
Besides, we'd just embarass you by drinking you under the table!!!

Or in bf's case 4 pints n hes gone!

Ere kev reckons he looks cool n like EMINEM in his pic!!!! think he needs a trip to the opticians dont ya think?

He emailed me saying the same thing!!!
I told him he looked more like Timmy Mallet!!!!

4 pints!!??! Man that IS lightweight!! Lee usually has a fair few pints & then he thinks he can handle his spirits & usually has a few doubles & then he starts seeing double!!!!!
Men!!!!

What do you drink when you go out?? I usually have blue WKD or Archers & lemonade.

purrrrr i can drink lol i must admit tho i do go thru a few once i start n usually end up in space by the end of the night n ur right i would be perving over u two aint that why u get dressed up lol xxx

Yeh he is a lightweight when it comes to drink! n he daren't have a short!
Me il drink anythin but its mainly martini n lemonade,reef or vk orange but if they've got none of them then il have whatever they have got except lager,it makes me sick!

Kev i get dressed up for ME not for all you pervs out there.

I stay off the lager too, it gives me the worst hangover EVER!!!!
I only ever get dressed up for me too, thats why i'm usually in my jeans, boots & a top. Nothing fancy or tarty, so sorry kev, your outta luck if you thought you were gonna see a bit of leg!!!
There should be a fair few of us going out this time!!! Usually they all say "i'm skint" or "i'm working" boring farts, they'd better be coming out, or there'll be hell to pay!!

Oh, i've got the dentists tomorrow, & i'm sh!tting it!!! I haven't been for years & i just know they are gonna say those two dreaded words...ROOT CANAL!!!!!!

Thats all i go out in,jeans,iv got about 10 pairs but all different n iv just bought some morgan ones!

Im not into short skirts n low tops,rather look trendy than trashy

Dont mention the dentist! last time i went was about 3 yrs ago n only cos i was in agony,i had to have one pulled out,god it was painfull! i aint been since,would rather give birth!!

was hoping for a bit of cleavage lol not so much leg by the way av u both got nice asses lol x

Kev...you perv!!!!

We could tell you we are Pamela Anderson look-a-likes & you would be non the wiser, thats the beauty of the net....you can't see who your talking to!!! It's a bit like you telling everyone your a stud!!
But me & tracy know the truth....don't we Kev!??

Oh....& by the way....J-lo ain't got nowt on me!!!

Yeh your right there lynsey! Tell ya wot,you be the j-lo lookalike n il be the kylie lookalike cos if kev can call himself a stud then we can call ourselves whoever we like!

Happy now kev?

Tracy!


Yeah & i've got 7.8million in the bank & ride around in a bullet-proof blacked-out Range Rover.
oh....& my house has 7 bedrooms, a gym & an indoor swimming pool & a plasma tv in every room.....even the bathroom!!!

What about you tracy hun???

Well iv only got 5 bedrooms n 2 bathrooms cos i aint as rich as j-lo

But i do like my gucci,prada,chanel n D&G clothes.i bought a gucci handbag last week,cost me a packet! £950! might buy another one tomorrow in brown Oh n im havin my brand new aston martin shipped over from america next week

Anyway must dash im late for my manicure,then iv got nicky clarke comin round to do my hair!

Hey i like this popstar life!

Nicky Clarke.....oh daaaaaaahhhlling...he's sooooo last year. You wanna try Trevour Sorbie, i've heard he's very good!!

Listen to us eh? I used to do this at school. No, not pretend i was j-lo, but tell everyone i was rich & i had horses & my dad had a BMW. It worked for about a week too, until my mate came to my house & discovered the horse was a jack russell & the BMW was a transit van & my dad looked like Shadrach Dingle!!!!!

Nicky clarke's the only one i could think of

Well my dad did have BMW but it was an old one,not upto much like,but hes moved up abit now n got himself a new jag.

Errrr shadrach dingle,no one can look that bad!

LMAO TRACEY I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THIS BUT U SOUND LIKE A STUCK UP BI TCH LMAO U DONT ACT IT THO SO I WILL LET U OFF LOL IF U LOOK THAT GOOD U WOULD SEND ME A PIC EACH LMAO XXX

Kev its all an act for your benefit! we were just sayin that you can say your anyone on here,its all role play,ya know,a laugh.

N if i was that good lookin i would send you a pic but im not.

TRACESOZ ABOUT THAT MESSAGE I KNOW U BETTER THAN THAT WAS JUST A BIT DOWN WIV ALL THIS WIV CHELLE BUT IM OK LOL SORERY XXN IM SURE UR CUTE U SOUND IT

Kev

You really need to lighten up!! We're only messing....you really don't get our sense of humour do you....bless you little brain cell, i bet its doing over time trying to figure us out!!!!!

We don't need to send you pictures, you know what we look like! We're in the tabloids & the glossys every week daaaaahhling!!

Tracy

Well the kids are running riot & doing my head in already!!!! Doesn't bode well for the rest of the 2 weeks does it if i'm pulling my hair out on the first morning???!!