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Me too hun,talk soon n t/c


Me too hun t/c

hey up u two how u both doing well done tracey can ya pick my no.s for me lol i shared a line of three hotpicks wiv one of the blokes in my house sat won £450 so only got half but went london tues clothes shopping wiv it spent all but a 5er on clothes n shoes lol was gr8 tho just to go in places like harrods n was in hamleys forever lol hey trace u can get ur own f-in diamonds now pmpl lynsey how u doing sexy ur turn too win next

I dint pick the numbers,bf did
You in harrods! did they let you in!

Iv already got diamonds i just wanted you to buy me some ya tight git!

pmpl trace loves ya darling good to see ya happy lol spk soon sexy

Did i hear right??
Kev?? In Harrods????
Did you see the Queen in there shopping too??

Hiya Tracy

You cashed in your winnings yet chicken??

Lynsey

Think hes havin us on

Yeh he cashed it,we got a cheque n its in the bank where its stayin

in the bank??.....awwww...its no fun in there!
it wants to be out there in the hands of the cashiers at all the clothes shops & at Lunn Poly!!!

Yeah, i think he must be having us on, i heard you've got to be dressed all prim & proper to be even let into Harrods!
He forgets we've seen a photo of him!!.....hell, i'd turn him away from the local off licence, never mind bleeding Harrods!!!

U CHEEKY F---KER LOL I DRESS PRIM N PROPER N use me p& qs sometimes lol nots long too xmas now lynsey wanna pull that cracker wiv ya lol think i mite go harrods again for the sales lol be gud wont it xx

Kev, my fella works & earns decent cash & we can't afford to go to Harrods so how can you afford it hunny?? & don't tell me your girlfriend works there you big fibber!!

And don't call me a cheeky f**ker or all you'll be getting for xmas is a fat lip!!LOL!

Right, i'm off to pull my cracker wiv some gorgeous hunk........if only i could find one!!

TOLD U I ONE £450 ON THE LOTTEREY LOL U DEAF COW PMPL

Alright...you don't have to shout at me!!
You also said you spent it all!!!!!

Lynsey
The cheque dont clear til today so who knows what will happen after today.lol iv already bought some new boots n a couple of tops but bf dont know yet

You tell him lynsey! well i wouldnt let him in harrods or anywhere with that hair cut n those ears!!

Yeah....you go girl...spend to your hearts desire!
I want some new boots buy me some trace....plllleeeeeaasseee!!
Yeah, he said he's going shopping again in harrods....errrr...what wiv....he's spent his winnings

Kev love....you know your looks only get you so far, but shopping in harrods...even your looks can't get you freebies from there!!

Lynsey me boots were only 20 quid,cheapy ones so you can have a pair of them they're bloody high too! i bought a nice white morgan jumper n a red guess t shirt so thats me done til i get me crimbo money what are you gettin from lee,do you know? iv asked for cash cos i can spend it better than bf can!

Yeh kev you cant go harrods now you've spent up! what did you buy anyway mr daydreamer?

Presents??? From Lee??? Don't be stupid!!
Naahh...he bought me the Kylie tickets & my Ann Summers thingy, so i don't get owt wrapped up....unless he wants to wrap himself?...mind you, he wouldn't fit under the tree & i dread to think where he'd hang the gift tag!!

yeah.....i've got some new boots from tracy!!
Hey just send 'em to Shipley Post Office & i'll pick 'em up next week! Ta!

Kev's gone a bit quiet on us?....do you reckon he's got arrested on his revisit to Harrods??

Oh i dont get owt wrapped! he just gives me cash so he dont have the hassle of choosin somethin! what you buyin him then? iv got bf a ring n aftershave.

Ok what size are ya?

Kevs probably back in that nut house where he claimed he worked!!!

I'll probably get him some clothes....i've got better taste than him!!!!!

Yeah....they're tightening the straight-jacket as we speak!






Oh & i'm a size 5!!






Gotta go now....i'm off shopping with the mother-in-law!

I buy his clothes too,he'd still live in the eighties if not

Ohhhh have a nice time wont ya!

hi ya i gots a pair of levis pair of calvin kliens pair of trainers n pair of shoes oh n sum toys from hamleys couldnt resist lol so u spender hollicks going all out xmas shopping for urselfs now is it dont blame u lol

Kev

What do you want with toys ya big kid??


Tracy

Yeah....my fella would live in sports gear if he had his way! I got his mum to get him a Lonsdale T-shirt with a big union jack on, she's got as bad taste as him!!
It was a bloody nightmare trailing round, & now Aidens poorly.....probably from the cold & i've gotta take him to the docs! Oh...& it's Chloes Xmas party at nursery, so i've gotta iron her party dress!!