h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

good morning how are u both lyndsey have u gone on strike lolxx

Yeah Kev i'm on strike till i see something interesting posted by you........looks like i'll never be coming back then!!!!.....

Oi....Tracy, you there hun?? You been kinda quiet too! You ok chick?

Im here now hun n im great ta where've ya been lass??

I only come on to check msgs but there never is any only kevs but he dont count

So what you been upto then,owt interestin?

Same as you really, only come on to check messages! Its dead boring on here now innit??

Not been upto much, how about you??

You been enjoying the snow then hun??

Yeh its rhubard now,theres no gossip or arguments or nowt now

Noooo i hate the snow,the school was even closed for a day last week so i had to suffer the kids at home again!

Hows chloe n aiden doin? bein good for you?

Aidens teething....so all he does at the mo' is cry & moan, bless him!! Chloe's doing good, turning into a little madam, but she only learns from the master!!
Yeah, i miss all\the arguing on here too, it gave the place a little fun, a bit of emotion. Right now its just dead & lifeless!
Hey i know, lets go start a fight!!
I'll throw the tomatos & you can lob the cakes??!!

Awwww i remeber those teethin days,just make sure you got the bongela handy! i always get broody when i talk about babies Well all little girls turn into little madams at some stage,least they know what they want though,better than bein shy n quiet i think.

C'mon then,who's our first victim gonna be?

I'm sure Kev would volunteer to be set upon by two women, but thats not quite the fight i had in mind!
Erm....not sure, they all seem so brainy on here its kinda intimidating!! I'll have to find some-one dumb!........
....................................I KNOW!!!.........................................................................................................
KEV!!!!!

hey birds essex is a3wash wiv snow i could do wiv a snowball fight we getting like they had it in kent wooohoooo me love it hows u to nyways lyndsey where u been

Yeh kev would love that! N theres no one dumber than him,well except for the girls who fall for him that is

You out this weekend then hun?

Talk of the devil!

Awwwww you been buildin a snowman iccle kevvy

i as been building snow mans lyndsey but its melting no not the snowman my heart coz u too being so nasty to liccle old me lmao u wudnt no fit if u see it trace pmpl lynsey it not ur fault ur so beautiful i blame ur parents pmpl my new chat up line lmao xxxx

Tracy

Yep, i went out at the weekend for a meal & a drink or two!! Was a bit boring though, i need a good girls night out, haven't done that for what seems like aaaaaaaaagess!! What about you hun, you been out or upto owt??


Kev


Errrr, yeah i'd blame my parents too but the useless f**kwits aren't around!!
Don't reckon much to your chat-up lines!! No wonder your always single!!!!
Us??...being nasty......nah, your confused, its called harmless banter & wit!!!!

Hiya Lynsey Thought you'd emergrated this time hun (laugh) Nah i aint been out for 2 wks but hopefully im out this weekend Think i need a good p*ss up with the lasses though,it gets borin goin out with bf all the time.

Lynsey hun,kev dont know the meanin of wit!
Ere hes sent me a new pic of himself,you wanna see it? you sound like you need a good laugh

Tracy

Is it the one where he's posing on his bed with a nasty mustard coloured granny headboard behind him????? He sent me it too!! Don't know why, he must be physcic!! I mean how else did he know i haven't had a good giggle in ages??

I've just arranged a night out with the lasses for the 2nd of April. I wish you lived near so we could go out together, we'd have a right laugh!!!

Yep thats the one! Dont know what hes got on his bloody head though! n yeh gorgeous headboard (if we were in the 70s that is)
Awwww wished i lived nearer hun,i aint had a girls night out for ages,everyone's gone borin now n dont go out so i have to settle for bf's company n the odd mate we might see out.

I think it might be a pudding bowl or a salad bowl or something The poor love, he probably thought he looked dead cool!




I much prefer going out with the lasses to going out with Lee!
He always gets legless & embarassing, whereas when i'm out with the lasses i'm just loud & embarrassing!!!

We rarely get to go out together though (thankfully) coz we ain't got a babysitter, well, we have but she lives 30 miles away (his sister) & and can rarely get over!

Some of my mates have got boring too!!! They prefer to spend money on renting expensive houses, get into debt with loans etc & stay in with a bottle of wine!! I don't mind staying in every now & then but you've gotta know when to let your hair down, otherwise you get old before your time!!
I've decided to go brave too!!! I'm gonna go into Bradford instead of the locals!! Its bloody expensive though, might have to start saving! I ain't going out till the 2nd of April so i've got plenty of time to save!

Yeh he looks like hes doin his best model pose but somethin aint quite right

Thats all my mates do,they'd rather stay in n watch tv (bf's like that actually) he dont like me goin out without him,he gets jealous,dont know why though,i only wanna have a laugh n a dance!

Last time we went out he wanted to go home at 12! thats way too early for me though,i could party all night if i had the chance!

Thats like me! I hate going home at the end of the night, i'd prefer to stay out all night!!!
I usually end up stomping home, boots in hand at about 3am! Last time i went out it was past 4am, we ended up at a mates house, Lee got in a mood & left me & i went on a drunken, shouting rampage through the streets & had to be calmed down & dragged back to the house by my mate!! I just like to make the most of my nights out as they don't happen very often!

God,you two sound like us!
He gets p*ssed,wants to go early,i follow him shoutin at him barefoot.well thats what happened last time anyway,my feet were killin in me new boots so i took em off,they was black when i got home! I had to soak em then,i was in pain!