h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ooohhhh yeeeaaahh....so you did!!
there you go.....my over imaginative imagination is on overdrive AGAIN!!!!

Oh well....its true anyways!!

You must have a dirty mind madam,its ever since you went to that ann summers party! but yeh ya right

Yep....i was an angelic virgin with 2 immaculate conceptions before the women of Ann Summers corrupted me!!!
Naaaahhhh......no-ones gonna believe THAT!!!!

Nah no one would ever believe that!

So are you upto owt today then?

Nope.......just taking Chloe to nursery you????

Im wrappin pressies today n iv nearly done YAY!

Here...i won the lottery last night

serious....how much????

Got 5 numbers! £2177...cant believe it,iv never won anythin!!

F**kin 'ell Tracy....bet your ticker was going then!!!!
Congratulations chicken....how you gonna spend it, treating yourself i hope....you deserve it!!

Well i paid for the ticket but bf picked the numbers and went to the shop so i can see some arguments
I didnt know we'd won til about 10 oclock when he checked the ticket.

Id like to go on holiday but he says save it towards a deposit for an house.hes sensible you see

sorry about the delay.....aiden wanted feeding & chloe needed her hair doing!!!
I'd love to go to orlando, florida, to disney world. Thats what i'd spend it on.....either that or driving lessons & a deposit for a car!!

We're hoping to get a car when we've paid our bank loan off in about 2 1/2yrs so i've got plenty of time to win the lottery till then!!
I want one of those Citreon Picasso's!


Oh...your a lucky bleeder!

Id go anywhere! we aint had an holiday for 2 years but we've got to get an house first,thats the main priority now.
We've already got a car but we've it 2yrs now n i want to swap it,its a vectra but i want a lexus,il not get it though

Im not that lucky,1 more number n we'd have been millionaires! arrrgggghhhhh im just greedy.il settle for what iv got though....for now anyway

You ARE lucky!!

Where do you get your winnings from then??
I bet its somewhere miles away!! You can't just cash it at ur local newsagent.....they'll make you travel for your cash!!
Hey....if its near me......you can post me your ticket & i'll claim it for ya!!

Hey i dont know,iv not thought about that,iv only ever won a tenner! he'll can sort it all out

Is all your xmas shoppin sorted then?

Is it heckers!!!!

I've gotta get his sister some Versace Red Jeans perfume, his mum a CD & i've gotta get these two their main pressies yet & i've decided that i can't decide what to get 'em!!!!! I keep changing my mind! & Lee don't get paid till the 23rd so shopping should be fun!
I'm gonna go shopping at Asda REALLY late coz its open 24hr & it should be dead after 10pm!!

Sh!t man....i've just looked out of my kitchen window & there is 2 police cars & a dog patrol van!!
The sh!t must be goin' down!!!!!

LOL

I can just see ya runnin round asda on xmas eve does he get paid monthly then?

Iv almost done,its other people i aint done,the kids are sorted now so thats 3 less to worry about

yeah the end of every month.....but its the 23rd this month.....bit unfair 2 days before xmas!!!

I'll be in my pjs & slippers filling my trolley!!

You'd think they'd pay em in earlier with it bein xmas but thats not how it works is it.

That would be a site worth seein

Hey....i've got a camcorder so i could capture the moment on film for ya!!

Well i gotta fly now.......not literally...i wish, life would be a hell of alot easier if i could! Chloe needs picking up!! Ahhhh....life never stops!
Catcha later chicken!!