h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hio ya trace n lyndsey me is okies thanx lol my m8 asked me to move in wiv him in southend not far from beach im thinking bout it but wait n see what happens wiv work it a biot far to travel lol n numnuts is my word u have to get a new one lmao like knobjockey lol

I'll let you have the word "knobjockey" it seems more your cuppa tea! I prefer gimp!! Ok gimp??

lmao excuse me misses i do not ride knobs lol n gimp thats an old one lol ny tips for the grand national xx

Yeah...bet on the horse that wins!!

No i'm not into stuff like that i only bet on a horse if i like its name. Lee's a gambling man, you'd have to ask him.

IM BACK!!

Kids are back at school! YAY! god its so quiet but lovely!

So how are you both? you have a good weekend Lynsey?

Hiya Tracy chick.
I went to the dentist on monday & had 2 fillings i've gotta go back next monday to have either a root canal or i can have the tooth out?...?....bye-bye tooth!!!

Had rather an expensive weekend really....i had to buy a new pushchair coz Aidens other one broke!Then was out on the raz with the in-laws on saturday & took chloe to a birthday party on sunday at a pub where the beer was too nice to refuse!

What about you hun? What you been upto?

Well iv just been havin a nice peaceful week went shoppin yesterday n bought some clothes n shoes which was good!

Awwww the again! you must love pain!

You could have had my old pushchair,well its a brand new maclaren actually,iv never parted with it.

Got somethin to ask ya email hun.

Oooppsss missed dentist out of 3rd sentence!!

Sure hun....email away, you know my addy!
My mate offered to take & pick Chloe up from nursery today, so i've got loads of free time. Might have an hour on the exercise bike later haven't been on it for ages & i really should dust off the cobwebs!

Its only about a strange email iv received,nothin serious.

Iv been doin some runnin,think everyone wants to get fit for summer!

Oh n your tooth,get it out hun,havin mine pulled was the best thing i ever did.

What tooth was it hun? Mines 3rd from the back.

Mine was 4th from the back,it was killin me for weeks so i went to the walk-in dental hospital n sat n waited in agony for 3 hours! they numbed it first n it didnt hurt it was bein pulled but throbbed for some hours after,mouth was swollen but no real pain n it'd all healed within about two days n no more pain.

good afternoon ladies lol how are u both all good i hope xx

Hiya Kev hun. Where've you been?

waves

Im here now

Yeh i think the stud's gone into hidin,all that sh*ggin around must have tired him out!

Sh*ggin??
I thought it was called w*nking??
I think he exaggerates abit surely??

Yeh but he once caught somethin so he must have sh*gged someone or somethin! Ooopps now im in trouble,soz kev it just slipped out but i guess you hear that alot hey!

He doesn't hear it alot he DOES it alot!!

Wow.....he caught something, he wants to be more careful. Seriously KEV if your lurking, sort it out munchkin.

You wanna get back into that penis thread, its getting quite interesting!

Yeh he hears it alot when the girls' lettin him know it AINT in!

Daren't post owt on the penis thread incase i get shouted at again! N anyway your all talkin about sex toys which i have no experience off.