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Mr Sapsea Posted Oct 12, 1999
*and quickly dashes out door before it get spat back in his face*
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Lochangel Posted Oct 12, 1999
ick - if it is not premier krug sweetie I won't drink it 
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Aphrael Posted Oct 12, 1999
*looks around* any chance of getting some iced tea?
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Menza Posted Oct 12, 1999
Hang on, hang on
Here are the orders. One double JD, one banana and champers thingy, cider and vim. Sorry out of proper umbrelas so you will have to do with the little paper ones.
EV, can I borrow the SPB matic for a bit, I'm going to need an automatic bar service.
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Lochangel Posted Oct 12, 1999
*stomps in and pulls a face* oh look who it is! ;-P to you so called "Menzarse"!!!!!
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Menza Posted Oct 12, 1999
I think she is annoyed because I neglected to send her an Email. As I only got onto my computer today 45 minutes ago and 30 of those have been spent here, I haven't had a chance to reply yet.
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Lochangel Posted Oct 12, 1999
Mean while I spent all day worrying that I had offended him. Furthermore I was so worried I had offended him I revealed my work email address which is actually a state secret! Only one other person knows what it is! 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 12, 1999
Now that's what I call a foul mood! *drinks, spits* Urgh, splinters!
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dasilva Posted Oct 12, 1999
...and to think...all this time I thought _I_ had offended her, and that she was going to ignore me for evermore...
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Menza Posted Oct 12, 1999
If I promise to delete the message will you cheer up.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 12, 1999
Ms L, I've got an idea... why not tell everyone your work e-mail address, and then you won't feel so bad about revealing it to Menzarse? *Braces himself for a slap*
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Menza Posted Oct 12, 1999
Here you go Lochie, a cold cure. Well actually it's an anything that ails you cure, but it should do the job.
*hands over thimble full of fruity smelling liquid"
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Lochangel Posted Oct 12, 1999
Cheers mate *knocks it back in one, coughs violently* Blimey Menzy that is horrible - what is in it?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 12, 1999
Hey, did you see that? That thimble just disintegrated!
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Menza Posted Oct 12, 1999
Wellies has the official recipie. Its called the Fuel. Best ask him about it.
Its pleasantly full of vodka if you have to know.
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- 86: dasilva (Oct 12, 1999)
- 87: Menza (Oct 12, 1999)
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